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Lara Jones
Or not. Damn, damn, damnnnn!
I used @Postmates for the first time this a.m. It took an extra hour than what was quoted but the delivery guy was fiiiine. #balancesout
“@UberFacts: Flirting in Little Rock, Arkansas is illegal and can get you up to 30 days in jail.” Liiiiiies. 😂
10:30pm on a Friday night and I am allll the way in bed! #selfie #fridaynight #oldladystatus #meandmynetflix #andsnacks #ilookannoyed #nopejusttired
“@ScandalABC: West Coast, you have 10 minutes! #Scandal #TGIT” #ShondalandThursdays
Lol! My close friends know to tweet me.
.@misslarajones hasn't replied to any of my texts since yesterday evening. She better not have left her phone in someone's car again.
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Yas! Getreadygetreadygreadygetready! @alrober_06
Love the True Detective theme! @KeyAndPeele
“@chrisalexander_: "Where do you get the Euros to buy gay gifts?" Okay. I love this show. #KeyAndPeele” In tears! 😭
“@LandLLosAngeles: See what they did there. It's funny AND true. Happy #winewednesday friends!! pic.twitter.com/4yDhd6cyKM” #currently 🍷💁
“@Refinery29: I wonder if @Drake is sad they used excerpts from the HYFR video for this Hip Hop Bro Mitzvah. #blackish #hyfr” 😂
But first, let me pour a glass of wine.
In more important news, I just found out @Postmates delivers Trader Joe's. #thisisbestdayofmylife
“@Chappells_Show: NOT AMBER AND WIZ?! AMERICA'S COUPLE!!? The Prince of HipHop/Soul and The First Lady of Thirst Traps? Jesus Wept 😫” Aw. 😢
“@UberFacts: It only takes about 0.2 seconds to fall in love.” Oh?
I told my mom about Doc McStuffins today and she asked what channel it came on so she could watch. #nevertoooldforcartoons
Got the #OnTheRunHBO on up loud at work. Just because.
"@TMZ: Chris Brown -- Another Stabbing after Hollywood Club Performance dlvr.it/708Q8r" cc: @tiararosegold
"@lacelaces: Iggy is ridiculously over rated" Very much so.
“@LaToyaRozof: @misslarajones are there cute pics at least? #foe” There most definitely are!
Running around with the niños at my baby cousin's birthday party today on 5 hours of sleep from last night. 🙅
My baes. ❤️ #baes #birthday #party #noho
Crazy nights with my baes in NoHo. (@ Tokyo Delve's Sushi Bar in Los Angeles, CA) swarmapp.com/misslarajones/…
Thanks to Netlfix allowing me to flourish I finished Seasons 1, 2, and 3 of Scandal in less than 3 weeks.
Pizzanista is happening. 😋🍕
“@chanelledotcom: Hold up. You get champagne while you're getting your nails done?!” Yes'mam at The Nail Parlour. 💁💅
My nail lady f'ed up and gave me 2 full cups of champagne.
The bombest of Nutella lattes are at @NovelCafeDTLA. Yas.
“@Nordstrom: I'll stop wearing black when there is a darker color. #fall #tgif” #allblackeverything
Just drank some light roast coffee and now I'm like 😡. Never again.
Too bad @tiararosegold can't receive my iMessages. I would recite Suga Free lyrics to her.
My favorite new feature of iOS 8 is the audio messages.
“@ArtisanHouseLA: @misslarajones Ha ha, what's your favorite topping to get?” Extra cheese and lots of veggies. 😋
“@ArtisanHouseLA: Your face when you hear those three words: Let's get pizza. pic.twitter.com/cJ1F76eVyc” Yup.
“@LAScanner: It's still 91 degrees in Downtown LA right now.” 😩
This 100 degree weather in #LA has us feeling like: pic.twitter.com/XtDbBUHQVt
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Lunch 😋 (@ The Daily Dose in Los Angeles, CA)swarmapp.com/misslarajones/…a
Cops handcuffed a "Django Unchained" actress for prostitution when she was just kissing her white husband in public pge.sx/1qAiYNg
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Happiest of birthdays to my Kare Bear @karenlacanilao! To have such a kind-hearted, supportive friend like you is truly a blessing. Who knew that night at The Grove we would meet and become lifelong friends. Can't wait to see what pics we'll have of ourselves another 4 years from now! Love you! 👯 #
RT for Mayweather, fave for Maidana.
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The vegan shawarma is delicious!👌@HummusRepublicc
West Savannah has me feeling some type of way.