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Lara Jones
β€œ@Lakers: Ball is up. #GoLakers” Welcome back Kobe! πŸ‘
Not all veggie patties are created equal but these @whatsgoodattjs have great flavor! #sogoodihadtoinstagramthatho #traderjoes #tjs #veggie #veggieburger #meatlessmonday #fakevegetarianlife
You only have so much emotional energy each day. Don’t allow yourself to spend it on things that don’t matter.
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"Make a riiiight on Willllshiiiire and then tuurn.." I heard myself and literally stopped for a second. I almost couldn't believe it. πŸ˜‚
My accent slips out extra heavy sometimes and it shocks the shit out me.
Love actually has nothing to do with your heart -- It's all chemical reactions inside of your brain.
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Had to bring my booty shorts back out for today. It's way too hot for anything more.
Of course I wait until midnight to tackle penne with a homemade vodka sauce.
Don't take yourself too seriously. Have fun with it.
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Gotta love LA and all its little gems. ❀️
So, the revolving sushi bar in Little Tokyo is legit.
β€œ@eonline: Happy Birthday to Gwen Stefani! Can you believe she's 45 today?! #FLAWLESS pic.twitter.com/AQ1nw2rjAf” Love her. 😍
β€œ@tiararosegold: I'm thinking a mullet. @tiararosegold” πŸ’‡πŸ˜
β€œ@TOMFORDISMYDAD: I have no clue what Kendrick Lamar is rapping about though.” Did I not say these exact words yesterday? @tiararosegold
I thoroughly enjoyed Time Is Illmatic. No complaints other than I wish it were longer! #TimeIsIllmatic
Nas #TimeIsIllmatic docu. (@ AMC Burbank Town Center 8 for Nas: Time Is Illmatic in Burbank, CA) swarmapp.com/c/fR7lSClHWpO
Too bad I can't spell today.
"@KARK4News: State Police Investigating Homicide in Arkansas County bit.ly/YHpCEP" Sad. In my hometown and my neighbor.
"@CNN: The body of the missing real estate agent was found in a shallow grave early today: cnn.it/1nFETSW" Absolutely horrific.
"@Luvvie: You can't Ned Flanders your way through life. It's not authentic."
Why don't we have our own reality show @karenlacanilao?! #myfirsthyperlapse #bae #pooldaygonewild #lermitage #beverlyhills
Enjoying the last little bit of sun. β˜€οΈπŸΉ @karenlacanilao #pool #lermitage #beverlyhills #sunday #drinks #oopstimeforafill
😠..😫
I walk out of the door to meet up with friends. Look at my phone. Phone's on 17%
Or not. Damn, damn, damnnnn!
I used @Postmates for the first time this a.m. It took an extra hour than what was quoted but the delivery guy was fiiiine. #balancesout
β€œ@UberFacts: Flirting in Little Rock, Arkansas is illegal and can get you up to 30 days in jail.” Liiiiiies. πŸ˜‚
10:30pm on a Friday night and I am allll the way in bed! #selfie #fridaynight #oldladystatus #meandmynetflix #andsnacks #ilookannoyed #nopejusttired
β€œ@ScandalABC: West Coast, you have 10 minutes! #Scandal #TGIT” #ShondalandThursdays
Lol! My close friends know to tweet me.
.@misslarajones hasn't replied to any of my texts since yesterday evening. She better not have left her phone in someone's car again.
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Yas! Getreadygetreadygreadygetready! @alrober_06
Love the True Detective theme! @KeyAndPeele
β€œ@chrisalexander_: "Where do you get the Euros to buy gay gifts?" Okay. I love this show. #KeyAndPeele” In tears! 😭
β€œ@LandLLosAngeles: See what they did there. It's funny AND true. Happy #winewednesday friends!! pic.twitter.com/4yDhd6cyKM” #currently πŸ·πŸ’
β€œ@Refinery29: I wonder if @Drake is sad they used excerpts from the HYFR video for this Hip Hop Bro Mitzvah. #blackish #hyfr” πŸ˜‚
But first, let me pour a glass of wine.
In more important news, I just found out @Postmates delivers Trader Joe's. #thisisbestdayofmylife
β€œ@Chappells_Show: NOT AMBER AND WIZ?! AMERICA'S COUPLE!!? The Prince of HipHop/Soul and The First Lady of Thirst Traps? Jesus Wept πŸ˜«β€ Aw. 😒
β€œ@UberFacts: It only takes about 0.2 seconds to fall in love.” Oh?
I told my mom about Doc McStuffins today and she asked what channel it came on so she could watch. #nevertoooldforcartoons
Got the #OnTheRunHBO on up loud at work. Just because.
"@TMZ: Chris Brown -- Another Stabbing after Hollywood Club Performance dlvr.it/708Q8r" cc: @tiararosegold
"@lacelaces: Iggy is ridiculously over rated" Very much so.
β€œ@LaToyaRozof: @misslarajones are there cute pics at least? #foe” There most definitely are!
Running around with the niΓ±os at my baby cousin's birthday party today on 5 hours of sleep from last night. πŸ™…