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Lara Jones
"@KARK4News: State Police Investigating Homicide in Arkansas County" Sad. In my hometown and my neighbor.
"@CNN: The body of the missing real estate agent was found in a shallow grave early today:" Absolutely horrific.
"@Luvvie: You can't Ned Flanders your way through life. It's not authentic."
Why don't we have our own reality show @karenlacanilao?! #myfirsthyperlapse #bae #pooldaygonewild #lermitage #beverlyhills
Enjoying the last little bit of sun. ☀️🍹 @karenlacanilao #pool #lermitage #beverlyhills #sunday #drinks #oopstimeforafill
I walk out of the door to meet up with friends. Look at my phone. Phone's on 17%
Or not. Damn, damn, damnnnn!
I used @Postmates for the first time this a.m. It took an extra hour than what was quoted but the delivery guy was fiiiine. #balancesout
“@UberFacts: Flirting in Little Rock, Arkansas is illegal and can get you up to 30 days in jail.” Liiiiiies. 😂
10:30pm on a Friday night and I am allll the way in bed! #selfie #fridaynight #oldladystatus #meandmynetflix #andsnacks #ilookannoyed #nopejusttired
“@ScandalABC: West Coast, you have 10 minutes! #Scandal #TGIT” #ShondalandThursdays
Lol! My close friends know to tweet me.
.@misslarajones hasn't replied to any of my texts since yesterday evening. She better not have left her phone in someone's car again.
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Yas! Getreadygetreadygreadygetready! @alrober_06
Love the True Detective theme! @KeyAndPeele
“@chrisalexander_: "Where do you get the Euros to buy gay gifts?" Okay. I love this show. #KeyAndPeele” In tears! 😭
“@LandLLosAngeles: See what they did there. It's funny AND true. Happy #winewednesday friends!!” #currently 🍷💁
“@Refinery29: I wonder if @Drake is sad they used excerpts from the HYFR video for this Hip Hop Bro Mitzvah. #blackish #hyfr” 😂
But first, let me pour a glass of wine.
In more important news, I just found out @Postmates delivers Trader Joe's. #thisisbestdayofmylife
“@Chappells_Show: NOT AMBER AND WIZ?! AMERICA'S COUPLE!!? The Prince of HipHop/Soul and The First Lady of Thirst Traps? Jesus Wept 😫” Aw. 😢
“@UberFacts: It only takes about 0.2 seconds to fall in love.” Oh?
I told my mom about Doc McStuffins today and she asked what channel it came on so she could watch. #nevertoooldforcartoons
Got the #OnTheRunHBO on up loud at work. Just because.
"@TMZ: Chris Brown -- Another Stabbing after Hollywood Club Performance" cc: @tiararosegold
"@lacelaces: Iggy is ridiculously over rated" Very much so.
“@LaToyaRozof: @misslarajones are there cute pics at least? #foe” There most definitely are!
Running around with the niños at my baby cousin's birthday party today on 5 hours of sleep from last night. 🙅
My baes. ❤️ #baes #birthday #party #noho
Crazy nights with my baes in NoHo. (@ Tokyo Delve's Sushi Bar in Los Angeles, CA)…
Thanks to Netlfix allowing me to flourish I finished Seasons 1, 2, and 3 of Scandal in less than 3 weeks.
Pizzanista is happening. 😋🍕
“@chanelledotcom: Hold up. You get champagne while you're getting your nails done?!” Yes'mam at The Nail Parlour. 💁💅
My nail lady f'ed up and gave me 2 full cups of champagne.
The bombest of Nutella lattes are at @NovelCafeDTLA. Yas.
“@Nordstrom: I'll stop wearing black when there is a darker color. #fall #tgif” #allblackeverything
Just drank some light roast coffee and now I'm like 😡. Never again.
Too bad @tiararosegold can't receive my iMessages. I would recite Suga Free lyrics to her.
My favorite new feature of iOS 8 is the audio messages.
“@ArtisanHouseLA: @misslarajones Ha ha, what's your favorite topping to get?” Extra cheese and lots of veggies. 😋
“@ArtisanHouseLA: Your face when you hear those three words: Let's get pizza.” Yup.
“@LAScanner: It's still 91 degrees in Downtown LA right now.” 😩