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MILTON BEEF
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There's some fat beef going down tonight
40) so I teefed her presto card which I still have to this day and went downstairs put on my shoes and opened da door pic.twitter.com/DpZN4bUge3
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39) I pulled out, bussed on her bed sheets, got dressed, started cussing. I told her I needed bus $ to leave and she was acting up..
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38) I had to box di ting in her headside and dash her off me, bitch tried to kawal me into breeding her. I was flabbergasted
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37) WHAT THE FUCK ! I ALMOST BUSS INSIDE THE FUCKING TING FAM, MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER, SHE'S WHITE I WOULD HAVE WENT TO JAIL
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36) as soon as im about to pull out it's like the bitch Spidy-sense started tingling, and she wrapped her legs around me and pulled me in..
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35) im thinking for all the pain and suffering this girl caused me I should cum all over her parents fine China dishes 😡
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34) a few minutes later I feel my baby juice approaching and im thinking it's about time I ended this tomfoolery, so I slow down
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33) this bitch pumpum tighter than a nigga grip on his popeyes spicy chicken bucket. So I knew I was gonna bus soon, I feel 0 ways..
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32) to make shit sven worse, i decide to stop and she's like nah keep going. So I take my anger out on her and starts damaging her 😻
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31) WHICH VIRGIN DOESN'T TELL A NIGGA THAT THEY'RE A VIRGIN?! DA FUCK, I WANTED TO SLUMP DA BITCH, BLOOD ALLOVER MY POLO BOXERS 😠😠😠
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30) the bitch didn't tell me she was a virgin....
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29) im thinking is this bitch from the movie teeth? Like did her pumpum just bite off my dick? I almost had a panic attack
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28) i forced my way in and she SCREAMS so im thinking wtf did my jook dis ting? I look down and see BAAARE BLOOD, so I freaked out.
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27) so I open up her legs and embark on my journey to the centre of the white bitch. But her 😻 was tight AF, so Immokalee forcing myself in
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26) nervous or not, im not letting this opportunity pass, I didn't take the bridge to teribithia and end up in Narnia for no reason.
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25) she's like just pull out before you cum and we'll be fine, .. I've never done the "pill out" shit before so I was nervous AF!
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24) She stops laughing&says "it's fine,we don't need one" im thinking is this bitch a pip kid bout we don't need one pic.twitter.com/ZDmlaumahN
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23) im sincerely hurt at the moment and this snow white bitch is laughing, so im like... pic.twitter.com/dB4BDW1Xh0
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22) she notices im taking long and asks what's wrong,I turn around and said "i don't have any condoms on me, im cheesed."She starts laughing
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21) so I reach into my sweater pocket... NO CONDOMS. Im filled with rage, like did I really forget my condoms on this glorious day?
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20) I got her stripped down naked, and it's time to make my way inside and do my thang. Reach into my wallet... no condoms. 😧😱😢
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19) we're kissing and feeling up each other and im like finally, bout to Michael Jackson beat this pussy. This is where it gets interesting
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18) but I played along, took off my sweat pants and sweater and jumped back on her bed. She laid down on me then starts kissing me up.😏😏
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17) this is a white bitch crib in a rich neighbourhood, their A.C. is always on, ain't no way this bitch hot when I got goosebumps.
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16) halfway through the movie this girl decides to start taking off her clothes because she claims she's "getting hot" Yeah right bitch 😒
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15) I thought to myself im overreacting, let me just focus on this fine piece of white vaginal activities im about to partake in.
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14) let me remind you guys im in the middle of a city I've never been to before with a white bitch who's daddy probably a criminal.
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13) the feds leave and its just us. She says let's go upstairs I already have a movie on. This bitch ain't wasting no time bruh, finna hit
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12) I get inside, 2 feds and her dad are walking out and they didn't seem to notice I was there. Didn't pay attention to it though.
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11) I text her and she says "don't worry about it babe, they're here for my dad" I get a bit of relief & didn't question why they were tho.
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10) im scared as shit, Im probably the only nigga in da city, it ain't hard to spot me. Im like a chocolate chip in a bowl of 2% milk.
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9) in my head im freaking out, im thinking did this white bitch really call the feds on me? What she gon' charge me for, pre-rape? 😧😥
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8) *fast forwards* Im off the bus, walking down her street and I see a cop car in the driveway of the house she said she lives in.
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7) I get on the bus, after like 25-30mins im in the middle of nowhere.. no building, no schools, no houses.. just open field like a country.
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6) found the address den google maps the route to her crib. I had to take a GO bus, dem shits is $7 PER RIDE 😠😠, I was super bent.
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5) the Julia girl is sexy af though and she said she was bout dashing up the pumpum if I came. A nigga went Dora the explorer in this bitch.
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4) one bad thing though, the bitch lives in MILTON, fucking M I L T O N! Ive never been there before in my life, not finna get lost bruh..
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3) a couple days pass and I decide to text her, she says she wants to see me again and I should come see her, i say ok and we plan it out.
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2) So we watch a movie and end up bonding by the end of the night and she gave me her number so we could talk more. Then we left the movies.
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1) So i met this white girl name Julia at the movies last year cause my nigga was dating her bestfriend Makayla and he brought me for Julia.
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He took her virginity & her presto card. Oh.
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If you change your name to birthday boy/girl you're thirsty af ✋
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People that put their friends names in their bios need to stop ✋🚫
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Only bomb they gonna find in JV is that bomb kush #aye
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