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I want to buy you a nice champagne bottle and smash it in your face
Give me a pizza
"Awe, a pizza my heart?"
No, a pizza slice, wtf
I'm recyclable and you're trashy now gtfo
Coffee runs through my veins, fight me,
Just don't be a dick and we'll all be happy, it's not that hard.
I hope you get eaten by a shark.
Let's eat Netflix and watch food, fuck it, we're different.
Had 64 ounces of coffee today.
Ain't even mad.
Mom: The DUFF girl reminds me of you.
Me: How she overcomes her fears and is torn between acceptance and truth?
Mom: No you're ugly & fat.
it's hotter than me outside, wtf
Don't paint me black when I used to be golden
I'm used to not living up to people's standards.
I'm just an option at your disposal.
I'd be an anchor but I'm scared you'd drown.
Thanks for the massage 👍@AreliGarcia44
I'm on top of the world with you
I'll be better than before
"My angel lie to me, and tell me I'm dreaming"
I'm a mess, an added stress, a vacant nest, glued together by memories, and you said it best.
I'll give it up the day I meet my maker face to face.
that was where my pity drowned
life's a bitch until we die
Hope this isn't a routine. First Wednesday. Then yesterday. Now today. Blows.
Now some girls in pink attire look lost as shit
If only I had made the right choice. Then we'd both be happy right now.
You've got me running in circles searching for my place.
Let's run away and leave this city.
Always thought we'd have tonight
That really fucked me up.
Great way to start my morning.
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
shiiit we are fucked cx” </3
If I get called a dad again I'm gonna cry.
I was crazy to think that you'd do that for me.
I'm Anthony and I like to eat ass #thetruth
This is something worth chasing after.
"I drive perfectly fine, everyone else just sucks"
- every driver on earth