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mike
I like this
420 smok sum veed
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you.
damn what a beautiful day to be a fuckin bad ass
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What the heck
I ate a lot of skittles and I feel like throwing up now
confederate flags down and gay marriage legalized all in the same week, obama is hitting the cha cha slide in the oval office rn
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My life would be so much better if all my friends liked each other
From stressed to fuck it real quick
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HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I HOPE EVERYTHING IS AMAZING, TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY ( NOT HEROIN) AND FUCK THE WORLD πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ‚
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Fuck outta here with ya negativity
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If I said it, I meant it. Remember that
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Pro photo bomberπŸ“·πŸ’£
In Mississippi!!
In New York!!!
I'm the only pretty one
And have a condo with 2 floors
Like in Manhattan but not in Times Square
I wanna go to New York and start a new life
I ain't the jealous type, but what's mine is mine. Don't fuck with it
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Sauce me some yo
I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND HE SAID YOU ARE THE MAN AND I SAID HEY MAN I AGREE
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 ass
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*walks in to book club* oh it's fuckin lit
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When the teacher is reading Dr Seuss and you realize Seuss was spitting Straight Flames πŸ˜‚οΏ½pic.twitter.com/4h7uK57eAgAg
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Last day of school is OVER
AT.LONG.LAST.A$AP
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
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There is no food in this house. 1 like = 1 respect. 1 comment = 5 respect




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