Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow
when someone you don't like sits with you pic.twitter.com/zn8709ZJlt
Its Halloween on Thursday. Or as Pedophiles call it,"Christmas".
RT if you know a WANKER ✊💦💦
Halloween- the only time of year where it is encouraged to accept candy from a stranger
When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver.
rt if u r skipping school tomorrow to do drugs
When people breathe really loudly pic.twitter.com/q6EJsMEyu2
Finding Nemo 2 is coming out next year move out of the way kids, i've been waiting 10 fucking years for this.
1 , 3 7 3 H O U R S T I L
C H R I S T M A S D A Y !
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors.
Can everyone RT this BOY needs to be found ASAP..... pic.twitter.com/HGTFCfytjs
The fox says shut the fuck up
Tattoo price: £200
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"Need a relationship for winter"...
No, you need a coat dickhead.
the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your mum.
When your mum spots a drop of rain pic.twitter.com/BOCNOkmldJ
"swearing is unattractive”
i’m not attractive anyway so fuck off CUNT
"EAT SLEEP RAVE REPEAT"
You're 13. Go do your homework you silly little fucking pube
When you see a cute couple pic.twitter.com/4WQ1hpjrMb
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?... Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach.
Well this picture says it all really pic.twitter.com/Fo96bgtHHt
The human body has 7 trillion nerves.... Girls manage ways to get on every fucking one of them.
when you were the chosen one to take the register back to reception pic.twitter.com/fDNO6rU5hA
Miley Cyrus started promoting Nerf pic.twitter.com/JWwcT63btF
£9.50 for a hot chocolate and a cookie??..costa coffee should change their name to costa fucking fortune the robbing bastards
To everyone today:
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MONDAY can jog the fuck on the vile bellend
RT if you've fingered Beyonce
Top Five Rappers:
2. Slim Shady,
3. Marshall Mathers,
4. B Rabbit,
5. The white guy from D-12.
😥 😫 😒😣😒
😒😒 😒 😒 😲
😩 😢 😲 😪 😠
😒 😒😒 😞 😤
😭 😖 😒😔😒
Retweet this to fuck with people’s timelines.
when you meet someone with the same name as you pic.twitter.com/ciG0QzXWs1
Having sex in a car with the seatbelt on does not mean you are protected.
McDonalds will never deliver so stop asking for it to every Weekend when you're pretending to be hungover from you 'massive' night out.
Every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook
She's got the Primark bottom jeans, fake Ugg boots with the fur, the whole of Poundland looking at her.
Kim Kardashian gets 48k RTs for tweeting a picture of her baby, here's my attempt.... pic.twitter.com/G571spqypi
rt if u came in like a wrecking ball
What for, RSPCA you fucking dog
12 year old's having sex, when I was 12 I got excited by being in someone's MSN name.
What females worry😞 about:
Why he didn't text back📲
AND FUCKING EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
It's impossible to bob your head back and forth while your mouth is open