targeted non-profits like mine that criticized govt & educated Americans abt Constitution.
If we're going to regulate 3d printers because you might be able to make a poorly constructed gun, we should regulate plumbing supplies too
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us he wasn't the Black Eyed Peas...
Why don't movie theaters bring down concession prices so normal people have a shot at eating while watching a crappy reboot/sequel?
If you blog, you probably shouldn't.
What ACLU received from The Most Transparent Administration Ever on text message surveillance policy aclu.org/files/pdfs/ema…
Retweet for your chance at 1 of 3 hats autographed by @RickieFowlerPGA
Rules: bit.ly/10Itjnj pic.twitter.com/rdhTr5zHYv
Dear dudes in army pants, you weren't in the fucking army, and neither was your dad. Take them off. You aren't tough, or going paintballing.
Was going to give to Zach Braff's Kickstarter but then I thought, maybe there's a richer, more famous guy who needs my money.
put in my request for a reddit AMA for june first 4pm please RT
Last chance for 35% off select 2012 colors during our Spring Fever event! Enjoy the adventure! bit.ly/13RG2YM pic.twitter.com/lZXkwx1Y4p
: FACT #1: Online Sales Tax violates state sovereignty by forcing one state to enforce the laws of other states #NoNetTax
"The president's a what?" - First words to police from freed kidnap victim in Cleveland.
the cartoon is monetized! help breathe life into many more episodes of the mc chris cartoon! owl.li/kLiAN
please click and plz RT
Big thanks to Anit for putting on the first Sunday level 1 class! It was awesome! (Sorry if I spelled your name wrong) @FightFitOhio
I've been asking everyone claiming they don't value privacy b/c they have nothing to hide to send me their email passwords. Still waiting.
Remember when all rap songs were about how awesome the dude was at rapping? I think they should do that with alternative rock.
Subway restaurants smell like a loaf of bread's asshole
May the fourth be with you! Haha
Black people do not like molestation jokes. I thought after Obama things would change but...no.
this why i'on fuck w. twitter, I'm always seeing shit. i'on like!
If this tweet annoys or bores you unfollow me, you fucking gorp.
If you're not a gorp, RT it to annoy a gorp who doesn't follow me. Haha
I believe, that in our society, too much emphasis is placed on "cool ranch."
The best part about taking someone to the airport for a 6am flight is getting up at 4am.... And then going to work as usual
Thursday is Friday’s cock block.
“You know how supermarkets have a huge selection of all your favorite brands? That’s terrible, right?” --Trader Joe’s
How the fuck do you find friends that will help you cover up an act of terror? My friends won't even help me move a couch tho.
A friendly and helpful TSA agent? Now I've seen everything.
Jason Collins says he’s gay & POTUS calls. SFC Greg Robinson is 1st amputee grad at Air Assault School. Hello, hello? bit.ly/13M5wGZ
haven't seen the cartoon? here u go! kickstarter begins again june first! please share and get the word out! owl.li/kBQLM
Now that @NBA
Jason Collins announced he's gay the world awaits the first WNBA player to announce they're straight.
People have wedding rehearsals to be sure they make the biggest
mistake of their life perfectly.
Hulk Hogan win the Tony Awards for smallest dick in the world #TonyAwards
Which movie going to be better Hangover 3 or Suck on Dead dog dick 2?
I usually just chew the coffee on my mouth and drink boiling water, but that's cuz Im not a pussy
tweet something that comes from your dick
But my favorite rap right now is all the ignorant shit. You know how people embrace shitty reality shows? Embrace Igno rap! Same thang
Menstruating women are filthy
At this point, @JonnyBones
is simply unbeatable. Even with the broken toe, I take him over every other light-heavyweight.
being hip is more important than being warm.. good job guy in cut off shirt shivering trying to pose like ur james dean.. #evolution
Yep still at the hospital bone definitely broke through the skin
Jon says he would have kept fighting after the first round, despite his toe: Dana says the doctor would have called it "Just a fact."
Toes, thumbs, eyes - nothing is safe tonight!!
tell dana he needs to do his job an kiss his money maker jones ass like the little bitxx he is! joe rogan would be a better prez!
: Uc the size of the ref!? I hope he can break it up” I guess he could @a
little 2quick” finally someone gets it
@thatkeithguy @SakayaKitchen @danawhite
another way for dana to save HIS fighter