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Milk
hiphop music comedian 726,116 followers
If I swallow magnets, Will I become attractive?
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind
This vodka tastes like I'll be texting you later.
Lmaoo the @sad account got me weak af 😂😂.
If I could unmeet you....... I would.
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i laugh at @moontbh every time
person: you're blocking the view me: i am the view
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*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
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me trying to get out the friend zone vine.co/v/Mi5zJiUhvHe
LOL RT @kylegotjokes: When you try to punch your girl but you remember the law is on her side pic.twitter.com/rOMV3nFzqE
don't tell me Pink doesn't look like Justin pic.twitter.com/eDVlpxRvWE
ewww Why do her boobs look like jawbreakers off Ed, Edd, and Eddy? pic.twitter.com/0Sl5JV1mZE
Drake said Jay-Z is somewhere eating a fondue plate pic.twitter.com/HlM93V7JHo
ok i need help from u guys..im going to open up a bar in nyc & i need u to follow the page @Planetjellyee (following back every1 who does)
Lmaoo the @sad account got me weak af 😂😂
if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
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weather be like: mon - 75° ☀ tues - 22° ❄ wed - 57° ⛅ thurs - 30° ☔ fri - 80°☀ (with a chance of snow)
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I can't turn water into wine, but I'm excellent at turning small talk into sex..