Christmas festivities 🌲vine.co/v/hPdH0HgWtJr
I have been informed that the Italian word for selfy is "autoscatto" - this changes everything 🇮🇹
Just eatin' dog treats cause I'm a bitch! vine.co/v/hPXY0X7EVqJ
I love making people laugh especially myself
*forgets to take tampon out before falling asleep*
🎶Hava tequila hava tequila hava tequila🎶
Got my period, just a reminder of how thankful I should be for all the great things in life.
so, is there a mister sogeny?
Just gotta make it through today ugh
holy shit I'm still laughing
Cody monteith I'm so mad that you're dead
#mcm #mancrushmonday @cbuenooo
I hate this girl I want to break her legs and force her to shower.
I want to try wrestling so cute boys can pin me down
I don't like ham I would make an excellent Jew.
My left hipbone sticks out and the right one doesn't
Just worked for no pay, some may call it altruism but I call it A FUCKING JOKE
There's just something about licking toenails that gets Bender going
How many times do I have to tell you that I'm interested in someone else before you stop asking me to cuddle with you via Facebook messenger
Gollum playing the piano and getting really pissed off cause the loop won't work right vine.co/v/hUBTrQj06P3
White people and their olive oil
Fruit roll ups but made of leather and we can call them belts
My mom just called me a faggot
Whenever I see a nerdy guy I think about what he'd be like in bed
I think my dad is on drugs he's been staring at the tv for 40 minutes vine.co/v/hF2FAwItzup
Our frog is in the crips @brandon080693 #gangsigns
Rest in Peace beautiful angel 💜
Dedicated to @audreybiondi because la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la do do do do do doo ahhhhhhh
You Are the Moon dedicated to @ariesgodofwar because I miss her so much right now.
#wcw #womancrushwednesday @katielennox #balls
I'm sick so I decided to learn the Up song.
Gym tan laundry 💪🌞👚
Our squid Cthulhu @brandon080693
Tonight I spat on a newspaper pic.twitter.com/zPsZo89EUv
panda bear is not an human
Minnie Ripperton more like Giant Ripperton in your butthole
ACDC more like PeePeePeePee
70% of earth is covered in water and 30% is covered in acoustic covers of wonderwall
My mom's logic: The computer is frozen?! Oh! That's easy just let me click EVERYWHERE and that'll fix it.
name that subdivision!!!
12 12 123 1+ 2+ 3+ 12 12 123 1+ 2+ 3+
"Horizontal stripes are unbecoming"
*the offended mime walked away*