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❁ michelle ❁
Just sneezed while putting mascara on :/
Guacamole heals all wounds
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
99% of my favorites are pictures of dogs I need a life
It's negative degrees and we got cold drinks
For every retweet this gets, Pedigree will donate one bowl of dog food to dogs in need! 😊
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Hidden talents include noticing cops in my rear view mirror and slowing down drastically.
fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats
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Thanks to @ariesgodofwar @olivia_mariah and @optic_wolf for nominating me for the #20beautifulwomen challenge! tag 20 girls 💋
Me trying to catch all the responsibilities being thrown at me
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Wait so my dog can hear a cheese wrapper from upstairs but he can't hear me yelling at him from 10 feet away
Only the most elite live in New Jersey.. we have servants that pump our gas for us.
I wish I could fall asleep and dream about puppies
Excuse me how is the groundhog even gonna pop out with all this snow
Get your free cone get your free cone
Should've had Kim Jong Un explode during the half time show
Dog rescue stories make me cry
Missed a step on the stairs and my life flashed before my eyes
I like a guy that rocks hard, but not that hard.
Only I would get stuck behind a slow Corvette
Wonder if Bill Clinton ever just randomly hits up Monica Lewinsky asking her what's up
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It's very difficult for me to say "precipitation" without making it sound like "participation" in case you were wondering how college was
My mom's hidden talents include talking to the dog REALLY LOUD while I'm trying to watch tv
Probably should take the '17 out of my bio because it's going to take me 9 years to graduate
One of my professors just emailed me her syllabus and I started crying
Kinda tired of these Kate Upton ads on trivia crack
I fucking love when dogs smile omg
Guy dropped his glove on the floor here at MoMA and everyone is nervously stepping around it, unsure if it's art.
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I told Mike to play a romantic song and he put on Eye of the Tiger
I took a lot of NyQuil and googled pictures of ice cream cake