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❁ michelle ❁
Stanley tap dancing last night #dogsofinstagram
So glad a customer spilled iced tea all over me #sticky
I live for the single stall bathrooms in Visceglia
A tisket a tasket I'll shit on your dog if you flirt with my boyfriend
Doesn't take 100 days to decide if murder is a crime, it takes 100 days to figure out how to tell people it isn't... #FergusonDecision
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You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal 😎
Remember when Mike got me an Oscar the grouch cupcake I love him so much wow holy shit
Let's see how I can manage to disappoint people today
Behind all the poop jokes South Park really has a lot of substance. All kidding aside.
Punching back in from break takes so much strength
Sincere apologies to anyone that sees me today
sips a soup till u recoop!! chickens noodle veggietable potatos n bacon splits pea pizzas
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My favorite genre is the guy blasting his Spanish music really loud out of his car so everyone on campus can hear it
A customer gave this to me today and it made me really happy
Mom: got any A's this semester? Me: go fish
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its cold outside & ur teeth r shakin cakes r warm so lets get bakin veggies r good & healthy 2 but its treats time 4 lil me & u
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Low fidelity, high anxiety
Half of me wants to be a strong independent woman and the other half of me wants to be a housewife that lets her husband take care of her.
Should I wear all black or all black today
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Will my 8:30 ever get canceled??????
Just because I'm working doesn't mean you don't have to treat me like a human
"How dare you not answer me in the form of a question" -Alex Trebek
One time I had a dream that I bought drugs from Keke Palmer
I'm gonna drop out of school and get the Ed Norton American History X tattoo on my boob I think
@UberFacts: It takes a sleepy student five hours to do three hours of homework.” lmaooo
This semester is just kicking my fucking ass wow #APA
Gonna skip school to lay in bed and look at funny pictures of dogs
"Bad brains is fucking intense" -dad
Fuck it I'll just stay up all night on Pinterest