Dating a smart girl is lit until y'all get into an argument & she has a 10 page essay & PowerPoint explaining why she's right & you're wrong
Me trying to convince myself that my heart isn't shattered into a million pieces and I'm not emotionally scarred
Sad as heck cause nothing gross came off on my pore strip :/
I could use a little bit of you right now. -Chase Bryant
No way my scholarship plaque says "boosers"
If anyone ever asks you what its like to live in Jersey just show them this picture
"you can clock out"
A cake for everybody who knows me
I refuse to stop playing this game until I find Jynx.
for just 5$ you can make me the happiest girl on earth, I love flowers so much 😍�Qh
Demi just seriously said out loud... "There's no fuckin Pokemon here?!" #thisisoutofhand @ddlovato
In 2008 I saw the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato at MSG and tonight I'm seeing Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato again 😭
RIP Air Bud, you made my childhood :)
Unnecessary violence will never be stopped by unnecessary violence. My heart is broken because of all the events that took place this week.
This is so amazing!
i still love u even tho u have a pimple on ur head 💗
There's a huge pimple in the middle of my forehead and I'm falling into a deep depression.
9/10 lil pugs recommen belly rubs
the other 1 is probably nappin lol woof
The Difference between Feminists and Misandrist...For anyone who might not understand
JP got an 86 on the DPhiE pledge test on TSM I'm proud
Tbt to when I won the golden retriever award that was the best night of my life
Why do plus size models always have magically, disproportionate skinny arms? Makes me feel bummed bout my line backer shoulders :/
I'm so happyyyyyyytyyyyyyytyyyyy
Staring at his reflection in the window and wagging his tail
Even in the worst situation of life, God waits for me, God wants to embrace me, God expects me.
If I didn't have to keep my hair a normal color for my job I would honestly dye it the most absurd colors
Odd. Conservatives claim Obama won due to his race. Now they claim Hillary's support is due to gender. To them, only white men win on merit.
I've wanted a bayonet for years and JP actually bought me one 😍
things 2 eat:
things 2 not eat:
We need to recognize the fundamental values of our common humanity, values in the name of which we can and must cooperate.
When you tell JP he's handsome and he says, "no you are"
this is worth the read
things 2 do:
woof at cloud
eat tiny cakes
things 2 not do:
Mood: Gretchen Wilson leaning on a tractor
I miss @olhahahaha
and her cup of noodles
Boys deserve to feel confident too
You're not supposed to use this Vicks inhaler more than once every 2 hours but I've literally been chain inhaling this thing.
When you realize your sisters new baby is yours too
How can I get my sinuses removed
You know you're an old lady when your idea of a great night is staying in, playing Sudoku, and listening to Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9, No. 2.
Hidden talent: befriending middle-aged women sitting next to me at concerts
When the world gets ugly I just turn and look at you, this is how we roll #KillTheLightsTour