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Michelle Beadle
I figured out how to hide the fact that I've unbuttoned the top button on the ol' pantalones. #LeroyIsUseful #mmmPie
Getting passed by kids during a 10k isn't me being pathetic, I'm merely passing the torch. #JasonDeruuuulo
Prepping for tomorrow. I like an audience. #5HungryPups
Getting a GoFundMe together to purchase this. I know I can count on all of you.
In this house, we Van Damme before dinner.
Not to be outdone, Henry is giving me some serious early Linda Evangelista here. #Weeeerk
Like a fine wine, Leroy Jenkins just gets sexier.
After a grueling one day work week, there's only one thing I want...thanks, Chef @SteveKazee #GetInMyBelly
Hey..can you read? Do you enjoy laughing? Have an extended bathroom session coming up? (Best time to read) @jasongay
For 24 hours, I have thought about only one thing. Craved it. Dreamt about it. Mission accomplished. #FrostyHeadache
Was it something I said? I was excited to hear more of your hot takes. Darn it. @Laurenslair 😘5
Ugh. My dogs got into my phone. Tweeted out a pic. #HowEmbarrassing
I won't waste more time. But this is great. Note the bio:
Some weird fetish stuff going on right now...#CMAawards
Things I'm learning: Sam Hunt makes a very pretty priest. #CMAawards
Ever have nightmares that you're being watched? #SingleWhiteFemale

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