Wake up on a Monday. Check Twitter. #LetsSaveTwitterTantrumsTilMidweek
Sunday night: Game of Thrones, Ballers, Insecure, Power...who's living harder than me?
I fight the urge each & every day. But like a moth to a flame, I find myself pulled by an invisible force, to my couch. Game over.
Two days on my new exercise bike and I'm already a Terminator? Sweet.
One of the dogs just did the most vile, atrocious, nausea-inducing things I've ever seen. I actually gagged. Hint: it was Leroy.
Hard to find good pics of Jaime Lannister. I tried. Happy Birthday, @ramonashelburne
An update on Cesarina from Italy. Today this sweet, innocent baby angel tracked and slaughtered a 3 ft snake. Like a boss.
For the next 7 hours, I will be preparing myself for battle. Meaning dressing up in costume & practicing swordplay. #got7 #HurryTheHellUp
Happy happy birthday, @leighobaccesstv
!!!! I always leave thinking 'we should do that more often.'
'Operation WhatTheHellWereYouThinkingEatingPasta17StraightDays' is 5 days old. I fantasize about spaghetti alle vongole on the treadmill.
I believe there's a name for what I just did here. Sorry buddy.
At the 41 minute mark we had a quick water break. Right back at it. #LeroyLovemakingClinic
Backstory: this has been going on for 32 minutes and counting.... #LeroyGettingHisGrooveBack
Not everyone can do it but some are great. #Deadpan
Deadpanning 101. KD nailed it.
Some people need bodyguards. I'm lucky to have 11 pounds of badassery by my side.
Thanks for showing up, LZ. Don't let him fool u, Embiid loves us. Enjoy rest of ESPY day, peeps. I'm currently welding my ass to my couch
Just remembered Game of Thrones is back this Sunday.
What's that? An episode of 'Law and Order: Criminal Intent starring Stephen Colbert?' Don't mind if I do. #JetLagLiving
Brought back 8 extra lbs from vacation (worth every damn ounce too.) It's go time.
I got a habit and the only cure is more cappuccino. Damn you, Italy. Thanks R and C.