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Michelle Beadle
Gary Bettman > Roger Goodell. #whodathunkit
Dr. Flatulence. RT @rsbeadle: Mom is reframing your diploma, big milestone in your life, congrats on the bf degree pic.twitter.com/UeuyzZ7kxa
Best hundred bucks you'll spend, from a non-Bengals fan. @Dev_Still71 #LeahStrong pic.twitter.com/UlZ3W1Zj7v
Don't act like an ass. That would have been easier, Coach. #DidIJustHearThat #ActHumble #FSUvsND
This. Is. Awesome. Clap clap clap clap clap. #NDvsFSU
It felt ok RT @ColinsFBShow: REUNITED Watch @ESPN_Colin & @MichelleDBeadle back together, making TV magic in the cage youtu.be/3osEvnvdWEQ
Not sure why you're even hesitating. RT @Alsboringtweets: @MichelleDBeadle may be Leroy Jenkins for Halloween pic.twitter.com/O7KPAZaYxX
Oh @JasonKatzMLBP I could do that. But why bore those around me? #bazinga
How Twitter has become fun again. Changed my life....#silence pic.twitter.com/8Dh2LukjNX
We did sit behind Jason Bateman. He has great hair. Staring at it was more entertaining than the flick. #ImDoneNow
Not even seeing part of Ben's little Affleck could salvage Gone Girl. #brutal
I woke up with something so big on my forehead this morning, it asked for breakfast. #IllHaveBangsForTheShow #39 pic.twitter.com/FtD0einmoa
Meh...checked out his timeline. Not a woman as far as the eye can see. Poor little one. #textbook @AnitaMarks @janesports @eddybakadi
Today's the day I let the present distract the hell outta me. @AndeWall
That first step is always a doozy...smiles and laughter can get you through any storm. Also, dumb stuff like this makes me growl. #Inspired
Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you. pic.twitter.com/MhWsl5FjEf
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Nice and squishy RT @TaylorTwellman: @MichelleDBeadle between the toes?! 💩
Serenity is stepping in dog poop. On the living room rug. Before 8 am. Barefoot. #IveFilledMyWednesdayQuotaOfFBombs #OhHenry
Please be Drakkar Noir. Please be Drakkar Noir. Please be Drakkar Noir. #SmellGoodFeelGood
Shooting Halloween surprises today. I'm just beyond happy. #ChildhoodDreams
The Viagra woman is both beautiful and age appropriate. There. I said it.
Baseball feels like the kid who spends a ton of money to throw a big fancy party. Football throws a keg in the yard. Everyone goes. #PoorKid
los angeles, ca. - tonight i am at the bootleg theater with @SteveKazee opening. trying out a lot of new material for the first time..
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Killing this @spurs game call, @TimCapstraw and @ChrisCarrino....I feel as though I've been transported from my bed to Istanbul. #GoSpursGo
Thank you @Nike for letting me be a part of such an awesome day! I shall rock these proudly. #MaximAwards pic.twitter.com/irD35aNNFp
Portland...you look mahvelous.
At least it wasn't Matt Carpenter? #DamnLefties
You can't!!! This new pic is too darling.....@yeahitsmejenna
10 minutes. @MarkDuplass and @joeylawrence bringing some sass to @SportsNation. Join us...we may send you a big prize. Probably not though