When time comes. Drop the bass !!!!
That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus..
A random toddler just waved at me. I didn't wave back. Welcome to life and all of its dissapointments you little shit..
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
im having a really bad time
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.
Enjoy who you are. Don’t hate yourself for what you aren't.
person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
Of our dying ! Daaaaaa-ey! Ahhahahaha
NW: game of thrones season 2! Bitch!
Don't think, and don't worry. If the time comes, you'll know what to do. –Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
WE'RE THE MILLERS ! I CANT WAIT!
When I was a kid "talk to the hand" was the best defense I had.
I don't care how old I am. I will still see Monsters University and Finding Dory.