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Michael Jeff
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When time comes. Drop the bass !!!!
That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus..
A random toddler just waved at me. I didn't wave back. Welcome to life and all of its dissapointments you little shit..
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I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
im having a really bad time
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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:( goodnight marfakers
Enjoy who you are. Don’t hate yourself for what you aren't.
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person: you're really pretty me: are you making fun of me
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Of our dying ! Daaaaaa-ey! Ahhahahaha
NW: game of thrones season 2! Bitch!
Don't think, and don't worry. If the time comes, you'll know what to do. –Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
WE'RE THE MILLERS ! I CANT WAIT!
When I was a kid "talk to the hand" was the best defense I had.
I don't care how old I am. I will still see Monsters University and Finding Dory.