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MichaelFunston
I think to much at night.
I miss when life was simple.
I can't believe it's been 10 years since I had my kidney transplant.
If a guy like @steveaustinBSR can pursue his dreams. A guy like me can also.
I know what I want to do with my life but I don't know how to pursue it yet.
I really want to do a open mic soon.
You have to fail before you can succeed.
I sometimes make life harder then it is.
A man who never made a mistake, never made anything.
What's this me doing something on a Friday night?!? I didn't know that was possible. Oh my.
Watching @Rickafox on The Glades makes me miss him as a player on the @Lakers
Simpsons Confirmed for Family Guy Crossover - IGN: m.ign.com/articles/2013/… via @IGN
There's actually a Barney Stinson blog on the Internet. Haha.
Remember kids, nothing lasts forever.
Just read an article that Andrew Wiggins hopes to play for the Raptors. Ehhh. He might want to hope he goes somewhere else.
What's the difference between Albert Einstein and @anthonyjeselnik? Anthony Jeselnik is a genius. #Jeselnik
I just took my medicine by mistake oops. I guess I don't have to take it in the morning now.
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth
Rivera should get a bigger Ovation then this. #ASG
First baseball game I watch all year. Of course it's going to be the all-star game.
Dog food is probably healthier then Taco Bell but, damn it. It tastes so good.
I kinda want to move to New York City now. Hmmm.
I think for the most part, if you're really honest with yourself about what you want out of life. Life gives it to you.