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Michael Dean Shelton
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Happy Father's Day to ALL men who love and guide our greatest gift to humanity. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
I call my favorite pen "Lance Armstrong" because it's a uni-ball pen.
That Bitch!!! She looks better than I do! -Kim Kardashian on Caitlyn Jenner
Should have put life jackets on the pool chairs. #rip
No thank you. Crawling out of that birth canal the first time was traumatic enough for this homo.
Apparent drag queens with beards is a 'thing'
Our President and Vice President taking in the view of the Washington Memorial today. #Easter2015




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