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Happy Anniversary, old friend.
No Clarkson, No Top Gear, No Viewers. #BringBackClarkson
#markronsonbrit for the obvious Michael Jackson influence.
That 'French' scene in #TopGear has all the hallmarks of an OFCOM investigation.
Sony Pictures Entertainment Brings Marvel Studios Into The Amazing World Of Spider-Man…
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Merry Christmas to one and all! :)
Time to watch Apprentice! @Jemma__bird to win!
This was me in my Halloween outfit! Looking 'cool'!
It's nearly Halloween! Have you got your costumes ready?
Go home, shower and then either a) Read James Bond or b) Watch James Bond...? #licencetodowhateverthefckiwant
Amazing. The BBC America subtitles for this week's Doctor Who mistranslated "I've got our bench" as "what up bitch".
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Went to the shop. Got wet. It's raining. Had a coat on. I'm dry. #excitingtimes
Was never a massive fan of poetry but @montygristo changes things up! Had a great evening!
Halftime at @montygristo's performance at Noa Bakehouse! Amazing!
After what happened with iOS 8.0.1, I was skeptical to update to 8.0.2. Turns out new update changes your wallpaper.
Commiserations, Martha – a thoroughly impressive stint in the Bake Off tent. #GBBO
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Mary Berry, what oh what is that jacket you are wearing? #gbbo #bakeoff #Latetotheparty
"You will rob the bank of Karabraxos."
So allegedly, there's OUTRAGE from parents who are claiming that Doctor Who shouldn't be on so late - with this...
.@VanGaal2014 @LFC8FAN Louis don't be giving it mouth because you've won a game!
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Did anyone get a copy of the 50th Anniversary Collectors Edition Box Set?
The new Apple Store app lets you upgrade to the new iPhone 6 right from your iPhone.…
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There's something wrong with this country when ones ice cream can be sabotaged without repercussions. #GBBO #downwithdiana #bringbackiain
Diana wouldn't be able to pull that shit on Come Dine With Me. #GBBO
*puts on an Alan Partridge voice* "LADYFINGERS" #GBBO
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Marcello Camargo is Patron Saint of Doctor Who Spoilers.
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Me when I'm checking the clock to see if it's Doctor Who o'clock yet. #DoctorWho
Also, will you be seeing Deep Breath in the cinema this evening?
No sir, all thirteen! This is what I officially now look like (for this evening...)

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