I have a life but I'm tired of everything, nothing is entertaining me, time to make a huge move.
82% teens don’t ring the doorbell. They text or call to say they’re outside
Fuck results....Played cricket after 1 year... Got out on very first ball ._.
I find lose character girls on twitter.
Sometimes you just need to distance
yourself from people. If they care, they'll
notice. If they don't, you know where
Time to start packing....few more hours & i'm out of Pakistan.
Serving RedBull instead of Sharbat, & Sheesaw instead of Fruits in an Iftar party at Friend's Place. #BeingPakistani
Sir Ravindera Jadeja became the No.1 ODI bowler....weird!
FIFA World cup 2014 is coming...Who will be the Champion? Germany! I think.
jo kabhi apni gaari nahi nikalta.
99.9% of my sentences start with:
oh my god
aren't the type to run away from their problems.
Still raining, here is a view at my home ;) pic.twitter.com/rVcvLSkWcg
How other wicket keepers shout:
Catch it, Howzatt, Well bowled, Come on
How our Umar Akmal shout:
Oyeee, ayeee, aaa, ooooo, eeee :p
Karachi walo par bhi Rehmat baras gayi ;)
DHA stadium waley best hain jo aisa phone deytay hain jin ko meri Nano bhi out dated kehti hain -.-
Acha...Pak mai zalzala aya hai?? Mujhay to pata hi nhi tha...Shukkar aap sab ne Update kar diya.
Urgently i need a key in Subway Surfers.
Everyone has some friends who are friends just to borrow things from you and never give them back.
Human or who prefers Humanity, starts from H and ends at N. So does Hussain or you can say Hussainy if you consider the word Humanity :)
I gives #FF
to special peoples..so
every pakistani should follow him :p
Imran Khan teri jaan nisaar....Burger Awaam...Burger Awaam.
Ab twitter par bhi log mujhe chemistry parha rhe hain :p
Result k naam pr ye halat hoti hai "@ErumAskari
: Kisi ne agr mujhse 13th ko result pucha tou usse unfollow nahi balke direct block krdungi!"