Feel so privileged to have met Eddie Braben. One of our greatest comedy writers who brought joy to millions. Thank you Eddie.
Night of fantastic comedy with
@BringItHomeCom tomorrow night
@UnionChapelUK in aid of
@StMungos and
@marginsproj - grab last ticket!
We also commend Miranda (
@mermhart) for bagging
@Atleti's winning goal tonight & look forward to negotiating a loan deal in the near future.
Recording my favourite panel show tonight. Which is it? Well, would I lie to you? Do you see? Thank you.
And if you would like to pledge for my book Brenda Monk is Funny, the link is here!
unbound.co.uk/books/brenda-m… Thanks for those pointing out my website has crashed. We're on to it. For now, you can get tour tickets here.
ticketmaster.co.uk/Miranda-Hart-t… Well
@KatyFBrand your book club was fab. Thanks to those who came along. What happened at the Tabernacle stays at the Tabernacle...
@mermhart #Elephant massacre in
#DzangaBai shar.es/liQGP. Friends there have fled.Gorillas & Bayaka also in deep trouble. Please RT
Off for physio on the old knee (why we do see 'the old' before body parts when we have an injury?) so that I can walk on stage tonight.
Me, Katy Brand and Emma Kennedy doing a book club evening tomorrow. Fun times. Few tickets left
tabernaclew11.com/whats-on/event… If you wanna: Come see me live at Katy Brand's Book Group, May 8th, reading books n being silly. Tickets
tabernaclew11.com/whats-on/event… (Over 18s)
I have chosen my walk on music for my tour already. It's beyond cheese and in to the realms of naff. And therefore surely perfect.
BEYOND FUNNY. Go see them xx RT
@RonnaAndBeverly: UK FANS, we're baaaaaack! RT
@sohotheatre:
bit.ly/112D1bt 
And the winners are......
Who remembers Here Comes Bod?
Competition Time Chums please follow the steps.
1. Get Miranda to 3,000 followers.
2. InstaMessage me by 9:00 tonight and I will reply and follow 10 people whose comments are unique and lovely!!! Good Luck!!!
#TicketmasterExtras Extra tickets available to see
@mermhart perform in Nottingham next March -
goo.gl/JKwvY Got tickets for KATY BRAND'S BOOK GROUP LIVE with MIRANDA HART & EMMA KENNEDY next week?? GET THEM HERE:
tabernaclew11.com/whats-on/event… (Over 18s)
@Kathbum hooray&thanks for all this fantastic support for us! Short film on Coram
#adoption here for new followers...
coram.org.uk/section/adopti… Starring my tv and real life bf Miss Hadland The Job Lot on ITV starts Monday 9.30 pm. Exciting times.
Interesting campaign has been launched to save the TV studios at BBC TV Centre
@SAVETVC2013 #savetvc savetvc.co.uk.
I have just thought of the finale for my tour. It's potentially very embarrassing.
mirandahart.com The futility of twitter being proven by me right now as I am here to simply say I have rekindled a joy for Weetabix.
C Starmer-Smith @Starmers17 Apr
@mermhart lands on Turks & Caicos in her M&S underwear. (I am proud of it, thanks)
tinyurl.com/d3ano9t This is exciting. My little friend in a new show.
youtube.com/watch?v=1Kf-6k… I have just dropped my fruit salad all over my carpet. I now have hairy melons. (Stop it, you're making up your own jokes).
*singing hopefully* Spring is in the air, de de de de de de... I known, I have a beautiful voice
Bye internet. Back to writing.
Tweeps, my tour is next year - some saying they're off to the 02 tonight! Tickets still available in various places.
mirandahart.com As I sip my tea I impart that I enjoyed Victoria Wood' s documentary on tea last night. That is all. And slurp.
Dear BBC Iplayer. You are brill and all that BUT why when I pause you and then return do you mute or buffer? Thanking you. Just me?
I am developing a significant crush on one of the bad guys in Prisoner's Wives. Like that show. Title doesn't do it justice IMHO.
Sadly can't attend
@chattyman Alan's
#GrandNational #Specstacular tonight because of my dicky knee. Boo! Will be watching. It's 9pm C4.
Great shows nominated for Bafta audience award. I'm slightly biased towards Midwife! If you want to vote for it then
bit.ly/X9DF2m You can vote for a film the Call the Midwife cast took part in called The Runner here
reed.co.uk/film The guys who gave honeymoon for Comic Relief challenge don't half have a fab website.Dreaming I'm poolside in Greece.
originaltravel.co.uk I done a documentary. It is on BBC One at 9pm. It is about my hero.
It's all about that lovely
@sueperkins tonight. Bake Off then Heading Out. Nice.
It's Tuesday. So that means Bluestone 42 on
@bbcthree tonight at 10pm. Nick gets a bit antsy. Fair enough.
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01… Am I the only who still likes the idea of, nay gets excited by, actually seeing what's on my TV of an evening, rather than catch up.
To clarify, a last show at television centre, no not my last show ever. I hope. Sorry for those briefly exicted I might be retiring.
Heading to BBC to record my last show there.
Congrats to Ben&Claire who got married on
@mermhart Mad March! So happy we could help by donating a honeymoon (or 2!)
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