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Miranda Hart
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Dear @Channel4 I think you should put Gogglebox on every night. Or a Gogglebox channel. Thank you. #whyisitsorelaxing
Amazing win in Valencia @andy_murray I want you at the 02. Not sexually. To watch at the masters. Just to be clear.
The thought of washing my hair let alone the doing is EXHAUSTING #gettingold
Can't help but say "isn't it dark early". #gettingold
That has to be @judmoo's best dance. Go lady!
Thanks for well wishes to book #BestofMiranda sitcom & health. If you want to pop to mine am doing chicken for strictly(food not dance move)
New book Best of Miranda: script book and behind the scenes gossip - out today. Announcing reason for the book soon on Steve Wright BBC R2.
Hoping I feel better to get to the lovely Steve Wright this pm as I have a big announcement to make. @BBCRadio2
And huge apologies to anyone who has travelled or is travelling to today's signing. Had to cancel due to a nasty bug.
HUGE apologies @WaterstonesPicc and @HodderBooks. Was SO looking forward to the signing. Lets reorganise for such fun times, when I'm better
Don't miss @mermhart signing THE BEST OF MIRANDA in @WaterstonesPicc tomorrow. It's going to be a special one:
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I do believe there's another chance to watch @C4Gogglebox #StandUpToCancer special tonight at 10pm on #channel4 @mermhart @NoelGallagher etc
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RIP Lynda Bellingham. This choked me up.…
Thank you to all who came to the stand up tour. Much appreciated.
Last night of my tour at 02. To those who have come to this final extra date (might be 10 of us) let's rock the place. Or go to Nandos
Passed a kidney stone during the interval of @mermhart's live show... Still went back for the second half #likeaboss #suchfun
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My sitcom script book is out Thur. Doing a signing Wed. Pop along, or it'll be me at a desk with a cutout of myself.
And also tomorrow night @StandUp2C on @Channel4. Me, @tomellis17 and Sarah Hadland part of the @C4Gogglebox celeb special.
Thanks Nottingham. Liz - best audience member ever! Birmingham - coming at ya tomorrow if you want to get last minute tickets.
Thanks Cardiff. Back on Saturday to do two shows so there might still be tickets. See you sat. X
Nearly show time Cardiff. Show me your dance moves when Reach for the Stars comes on #classicpop
Thank you all who came to Wembley. You were truly lovely. Cardiff Birmingham Nottingham and O2 next week #lastsixshows
Lovely kind tweeps coming to Wembley tonight. last night was one of the most up for it audiences yet. So no pressure. Let's rock the place.
Off to rehearse at Wembley in footie traffic so imagining I'm playing for England.will lead defence and pick up a corner. Header top right.
Three more sleeps and I will be at Wembley. Eeek and oooh. Tickets still available Fri and Sat. If not 02 19th.
Woke up with the heady realisation my tour is being remounted in a week.Final 8 nights of stand up. Prob ever. Tix at
Gogglebox is just joyous isn't it?
I am doing green like a pea in a pod for Rainbow. #RainbowSelfie
It's Friday, so a teaser, for I'm a tease, for me new script book.
My lovely friend Sarah Hadland will be popping up on our screens in The Job Lot 10pm ITV 2. Enjoy her marvellousness.
This time in a month I will be doing my final week of stand up tour. Tickets available at or try venues direct.
£5 could keep a Zambian child in school for a month. Pls donate to @comicrelief School of YouTube find out how here.
Aaah sad. Another loss. Sir Donald Sinden. I like to think his beyond wonderful voice is dramatically booming around a heavenly realm.
#TMExtras See the Queen of Comedy @mermhart on stage @TheO2 on 19 October, extra tickets now on sale.
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Reeling from closer to home news of Clare Cathcart. Had the privilege of some serious laughing with her on call the midwife. A ball of joy.
Goodbye Queen of Comedy Joan Rivers. Thank you.
Some excellent seats have just been released for @mermhart October shows. Find out more here:
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@mermhart… please retweet this Alice is 14 and has been missing since Thursday her family want her home safe
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There are also tickets left for London and Nottingham for my final ever live tour week in October.
Think you missed out on @mermhart tickets?...THINK AGAIN! We've just released extra tix:
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I hope there are truly good men o'showbiz now and future. Attenborough clearly showed talent can combine with core kindness and values. RIP
'it's nice to see you'r thoughts re Gen Game but to reiterate let's 'shut that door' on it for now. It's one of a few private brainstorms.
Apparently it's 100 per cent cert I am doing Gen Game. First I've heard of it. Mulling some ideas about it might be more accurate.
It's Christmas today on Call the Midwife set. Ding and dong merrily on high.
Just finished @KatyFBrand first book: Brenda Monk Is Funny. Sad I finished it. Loved it. It's on Amazon. Happy reading.
Don't tweet any kind if praise but this is fun. "@binkatje: @mermhart my mum made a crochet figure of you as Chummy."