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Mike Wazowski

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Hate having to pick thing up off my floor because I always think there's a massive spider underneath
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The amount of ugly snapchats @JoshChapman11 sent of me today #beautiful
37 bus driver deciding to take a break 5 minutes from piccidilly. Can't wait until I can drive and i never have to get on a bus again
Police getting on my bus before and spending ages checking bus passes, thanks for making me late #fab
Hate buses so so much
the only thing worse than a slut is a wannabe slut
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Not starting college until 2 tomorrow #win
Wow, seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13, I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies.
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You're going on a "lads holiday" no one gives a flying fuck, shut up
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Need to see spike island
Love making plans with people I haven't seen in agessss
Louise irritates me so much #mic
On the way to my audition, just want to sleep.
Must of spent half of this year on buses.
If someone tells you you're childish for playing Pokemon...look at them and say "you don't have enough Gym badges to talk to me like that."
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Annoying how my parents buy loads of biscuits and cake and sugary food and then tell me to ear healthier. #ParentLogic
Have a whole hour free by myself and I have no earphones #LifeSucks
Love missing the college bus by a minute 👍
Hate it when I'm trying to sleep but have a song stuck in my head.
Really want a running buddy.
Just say you're not into it is one of the best mayday parade songs.
The dark circles under my eyes are ridiculous, need to sort my sleeping pattern out.
Feels weird doing a personal statement. By the time I finish my undergrad course I'll be 22 and after postgrad 23/24. I want to be 9 again.
"I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fucking chicken nugget do you...
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Cant cope with the video of that cute old couple singing you are my sunshine that's going around Facebook😭☀
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Cause nothing feels like home, you're a thousand miles away.
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everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool
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Love how I need to write two personal statements and all I've done so far is open a word document 👍
Seems like everyone but me is at parklife
Really wish I had a swimming pool in my back garden.
Taylor and ed singing live together = perfection
Hahaha someone climbing up on stage and throwing eggs at the judges #bgt
Taylor and Ed tonight though, fuck I'm excited
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Back from Scotland and first thing I see is a group of chavs walking down my road doing in their full tracksuits and JD bags #salfordlife
Don't know why people are complaining about being off saying they want to be back at college #NoThanksM8
Love it when people dislike the same person i dislike
Need plans for tomorrow
#TheApprentice "it's like you've swallowed the havard buisness book"
Everything's perfect at the moment. Life please stay like this.
22nd - party, 29th- my party, 6th- party. #party #sorted