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Men's Humor
Weather Reporters from Around the World (Norway needs to put out) cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
HAHA! That is a very productive day of work. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Nicki Minaj Anaconda is sooo much better when mixed with farts cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Just put the phone down and step away... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Don't pass out around this guy... pic.twitter.com/BEMSXSszAC
Bird shits on her cone while she isn't looking... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Dude fakes his own death just to get a text response from this girl cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Best thing I've ever done to my phone... pic.twitter.com/SAnoXPusIA
If your facebok FAILS look like this, keep 'em coming! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
So glad my parents aren't on Facebook... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Your jealous ex girlfriend might fit in this group... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
I have two moods: sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're running and your breasts are bouncing...and you're a dude.
Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.
Sitting in a towel after your shower because you don't feel like putting clothes on. #LazyPeopleProblems
My Tinder Rule: If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
You guys want to know the secret to owning a @Porsche? pic.twitter.com/a3u9GdJEvi
My favorite co-worker is the @Keurig.
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later" -Mitch Hedberg
May this serve as a warning for this weekend... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
CRACKED tells us the most overused jokes we should all stop making. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
There's always that one person who catches you doing something weird.
Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer. #TRUTH