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Men's Humor
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Why I like tall women, Why I like small women.…
“Can we talk tomorrow?” is my way of saying “I’ll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?”
  1h similar...yet so, so, so different!…
Asking me if I’m hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
I don't always tell people about the dream they were in...
Selfies are terrible...Walmart selfies are DISGUSTING!…
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
Some LOLz for your mid-day lulls...…
It's crazy how so many people don't consider "Go screw yourself" solid advice.
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
Woah, some of these ladies made some MAJOR CHANGES!…
Pizza is my spirit animal. 🍕👻
We're Men! Of course we are caught looking……
The 30 Classiest Tramp Stamps Ever To Grace The Human Back (NSFW-ish)…
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
My 5 year plan is to watch @netflix...all of it.
If girls used pickup lines like a dude...…
If my life was a GPS, it would constantly be recalculating.
Infidelity and iPhones make a hilarious combination!…
I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips. #FirstWorldProblems