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Men's Humor
I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
5h
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
8h
Baby, if this is your o-face, it might be a deal breaker. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
9h
Why am I only motivated to sort my life out at 3am?
Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.
It's crazy what people consider clothes these days... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Can you spot the people who just ran out of fucks today? cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
When it comes to sex, guys and girls are totally different! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
Guys, when you're sitting there playing Call Of Duty, just know your girlfriend is calling another guy to do your duty...
Nothing says “I’ve already given up on this day” quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
Expectation and Reality NEVER match up! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
At least he's got a sense of humor about it... pic.twitter.com/6OWdfbfIHl
I've never seen so much pain in one photo... pic.twitter.com/W7EkYze79g
Thanks, Internet, you make everything better. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Our best friends forever shirt is back!!! Get 'em while we got 'em. LINK in profile.
I hope my invitation doesn't get lost in the mail! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
Being a guy after sex is like transforming back from being a werewolf... pic.twitter.com/WhxGlVMzLD