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Men's Humor
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You guys want to know the secret to owning a @Porsche? pic.twitter.com/a3u9GdJEvi
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My favorite co-worker is the @Keurig.
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later" -Mitch Hedberg
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May this serve as a warning for this weekend... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
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CRACKED tells us the most overused jokes we should all stop making. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
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Bro, you're making us all look bad. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
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This is what broke looks like... pic.twitter.com/q2BJ87QOR1
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There's always that one person who catches you doing something weird.
Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer. #TRUTH
Shout out to loud sneezers. What the hell was that? Did you just get shot?
Condoms prevent Minivans.
Why do 99% of the weird-ass-shit headlines in the US come outta Florida? cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Coffee is not just a beverage...it's a cup of liquid sanity.
The only Back To School supplies I'll need... pic.twitter.com/5SxW4uW9iP
Kids these days...they grow up so fast. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/3…
Don't trust people that dislike Tacos. They're probably not human.