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Men's Humor
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Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
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Facebook game requests are like the Jehova's witnesses of the internet.
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The world is going to judge you no matter what you do, so live your life the way you fucking want to. #TRUTH
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Stop asking WHY I'm still single. I don't ask HOW you're still married.
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I can't promise you the world, but I can promise you this. I will buy you tacos and touch your butt.
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All the Fortune Cookies @PFChangs should just read "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours".
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Some people need to take this advice to heart! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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More bros struggling in the Friend Zone cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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Never underestimate my ability to do absolutely nothing.
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How can this be happening, people? Make IT STOP! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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When one door closes, another one opens. Or you could jut re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
My internet goes out more than I do.
It’s DUCT tape, not DUCK tape. Now fuct off.
Ever have a plan for the day, then 4pm rolls around and you've achieved literally nothing?