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Wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. goo.gl/WU6D9z
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When you're 3 years back into your crushes Instagram and you're trying not to like a pic
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When she tells you she threw up twice yesterday and today and she don't know what's wrong
Friend: "Where you at"
"On my way"
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