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Men's Humor
Yeah, you're gonna want to see these... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
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I dare you to press the left button... pic.twitter.com/wxicqm0YjP
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Play in our Fantasy Football league TOMORROW! fanduel.com/menshumor $10 TO PLAY, tons of cash prizes! pic.twitter.com/9EztjPGX1Y
Breaking up by text is a pussy move - but screen cap that shit, cause its hilari cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
I don't have a dirty mind, these pictures are just… OK I have a dirty mind cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can it really be?
Is that a bare ass or bad fashion? Harder than you think. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Never, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
The thigh gap. You either love it or hate it! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
In my defense your honor, he said prolly.
Our #FantasyFootball League is SUNDAY! fanduel.com/menshumor $10 to play, 1st = $5000! Tons of CASH PRIZES! pic.twitter.com/mj0HKIYcYA
Aaaahahaha, she does look like Bill Cosby!! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.
Rock, Paper, Scissors...blow job? pic.twitter.com/6mYkHxVNA1
Here’s a joke about ebola, you probably won’t get it though.
My kind of flu shots.
This guy should let us know if leading with "I gotta small penis" is working for him cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Tips for success with women...
Well, hello Friday, you sexy son of a bitch.
Did she really just post her credit card and her security number on Facebook? cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
The difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on your taxes is if you tell the truth, the IRS still wants to fuck you.
It hurts to looks at some of these people... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
The first 80 years of adulthood are always the toughest.
I don’t ONLY care about myself. I care about like 5 other people… and animals.
When you see it… you won't really care, cause boobs cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/6…
Does this mean I can erase my ex? pic.twitter.com/PX45tDC2ir
NEW COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt not start Christmas advertising when it is still October.