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Men's Humor
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Why I like tall women, Why I like small women. cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
“Can we talk tomorrow?” is my way of saying “I’ll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?”
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...so similar...yet so, so, so different! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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Asking me if I’m hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
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I don't always tell people about the dream they were in... pic.twitter.com/2zwr5ZMZNg
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Selfies are terrible...Walmart selfies are DISGUSTING! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
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Some LOLz for your mid-day lulls... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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It's crazy how so many people don't consider "Go screw yourself" solid advice.
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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
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Woah, some of these ladies made some MAJOR CHANGES! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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Pizza is my spirit animal. 🍕👻
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We're Men! Of course we are caught looking… cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
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The 30 Classiest Tramp Stamps Ever To Grace The Human Back (NSFW-ish) cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
My 5 year plan is to watch @netflix...all of it.
If girls used pickup lines like a dude... cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
If my life was a GPS, it would constantly be recalculating.
Infidelity and iPhones make a hilarious combination! cards.twitter.com/cards/5vss79/1…
I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips. #FirstWorldProblems