Bought a wrong thing from amazon for the second time cause I didn't bother checking if it was compatible or not
FOUND A SUSHI PLACE THAT HAS FREE DELIVERY IS THIS REAL
happy birthday spongebob
i've waited a whole year to tweet this
i wish i looked like a snack but instead i look like i ate all the snacks
*fireflies starts playing in public*
Friend 1: you better not
Friend 2: please don't
Feel like I have to keep an L tag in my car for when people want to practice their driving
I never knew how annoying it was to have to return something you bought online
Heard popping noises outside my car and assumed I'd finally ruined the brakes, but it was just fireworks #Canada150
me @ the person i love most:
Me: I need to stop falling for people so fast
*sees someone cute*
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF GUYS TREATING GIRLS LIKE NOTHING!!! IM SO SICK OF GUYS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GOOD GIRLS AND THINKING ITS OK!!!
Have to wake up at 5:30 but don't mind staying up late if the conversation is worth it
I MISS YA, I MISS YA, I REALLY WANNA KISS YOU BUT I CANT...
SIX SEVEN EIGHT TRIPLE NINE EIGHT TWO ONE TWO
Imagine having this many friends AND they're not always broke or flaking on you
constant anxiety level:
Remember Omran Daqneesh from Aleppo? An update on him, he's okay and still living in Aleppo.
this is so heart breaking what has the world come to 🙁H
cashier: your card isn't working, do you want me to try again?
I just forgot my own address
How practical is it really to use a glass jar as a water bottle??
The ending has me dead, he regretted that so fast
I basically only text 1 person so when they reply this is me
The Simpsons predicted the floor is lava
The best feeling is when you send a one word message and they still reply
my friends and I in 60 years
When the snap streak is broken and they stop sending you snaps altogether
When you want to stay hydrated but forget that needing to pee at any time exists
Just witnessed a girl obviously underage ask "can I have two alcohols?"
Dollarama sells plain t shirts for $3!!
guys like this are trash. He has to go ✌️👉�L9
lol people forgetting that working exists twitter.com/girlposts/stat…
imagine being the monsters behind this attack and seeing THIS as a reaction. you will NOT win. love is stronger than hate #OneLoveManchester
You know when something is looking good on your phone and you lick the screen? Yeah
TERRY CREWS WAS A FINE ARTS MAJOR AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
You know these round bitches got some tea twitter.com/mmschocolate/s…
MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE THIS 😭❤️T
"find your zodiac sign and think about it..." I feel attacked
White people when Hispanics speak Spanish vs when Justin Bieber speaks Spanish.
''snapchat opened 10 minutes ago''
what the Drake and Josh theme song would sound like while you're making out in the bathroom of a house party
The radio played Dangerous and Poker Face at work 🙏