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Melisa
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Idk how girls can just stop smoking weed and drinking wine once they're pregnant. Like I could not ever quit cold turkey. Fuck that. πŸ™…
Damn everyone got so fucked up tonight! πŸ˜‚πŸ’―
When a guy drives 13 hours to surprise you > ☺️
S/O to @elaina182 for graduating university today and preparing for her big girl job! I'm so proud of you! Congratulations! πŸŽ“πŸŽ‰
I have to spend the next 3 days working side by side with my DM πŸ™#luckymee
The worst thing about winter is waking up in the cold mornings 😩
Why do anything when you could just drink wine? πŸ’
I could pluck my eyebrows while I wait for this truck to pass. #fuckcampusspeedlimits
10/10 would not recommend watching Conjuring alone when you're lucid from NyQuil.
thankful 4 yonce, kelly, keyshia, nicki and trina to remind me u niggas ain shit <3
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"Whoa! You're flying!" -Charlie "It's okay! I lived through the 60's, I'm used to it!" -Scott The Santa Clause πŸ˜‚
I hate chicken noodle soup and there's nothing that irritates me more when I'm sick than someone bringing me chicken noodle soup...πŸ˜’
I hate when there are so many commercials that I forget what I'm watching.
Xanax fiends errwhere
this is SO fucking beautiful I will live in Japan one day pic.twitter.com/vhN77Xfynk
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How can they say feeling good is an addiction when the world is full of shit, so I won't listen.
I've been on a Schoolboy Q kick the last few days. πŸ‘Œ
Fuck the flu πŸ˜’
I need to get up and get ready for work, but beeeedddddd
Reasons I know I'm maturing: I said no to an insane after party in a 3.5 mil mansion tonight. Personally, I'd rather sleep for work. πŸ˜…
Like...I might as well marry @SaraSaysHai bc were so comfortable just stuffing our faces and being slobs around each other.