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My hamster is always trying to run a marathon in his wheel right when I'm trying to pass out smh 😒
High key want to go get drunk right now
When your boss schedules you during the playoffs and then sends you a text with the Blackhawks and the cup...fuuuck 😒pic.twitter.com/O3TASUe8v5
Flagstaff! Tonight we're playing at @the
Green Room with my dudes @Grayskul_
So excited to see @Grievesmusic
The fact that I can hit "block this caller" and forget anyone's existence is the greatest thing since Mac & Cheese.
You ain't really fuck with me way back then, but how bout now? Cause I'm up right now, and you're stuck right now.
Yo, you cheeeeesed me dawg 💅🏻
The only weapon I'm scared of is karma 💯
WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU FUCKING HOLLERIN AT POPS
Talking that type of disrespect will get you shot on this block
Having a cousin that works at Taco Bell is tight bc she made sure I got extra cheese sauce in my 5 Layer Burrito. #YouDaRealMVP
Want to get laid tho on the real
I have to return to work today after my 5 day vacation and I still hate it 😅🙆🏼
All of these @Beyonce
collaborations are fire🔥pic.twitter.com/M73qwlSpCa
I need to just quit my job and be free for awhile
Maybe she won't. But, shit. Then again, maybe she will. 😏
Being wasted at 5:35 pm is fun. You guys should try it sometime. 😜
Really tired of all of this Kardashian/Jenner shit.
Caitlyn Jenner won the Courage Award at the ESPYS over an Army veteran who lost his arm and leg in combat. That's completely disgusting
I totally forgot about Bobby Schmurda's existence for a sec 😂
...aaaannnddd MY 5 DAY VACATION STARTS NOW!
You thought you had it all figured out back then.. How about now? Cause I'm up right now, and you're stuck right now.
"Just one more cookie..." Is the biggest lie I've told myself..today.
This guy has 3 stacks of thousand dollar chips. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SIR
I wish I was good with numbers so that I could learn how to count cards.
I really want to stop eating fast food but I also don't want to eat out alone 😅
I'm just gonna get really high and take a really long nap before work and then go get wasted. 👌🏻
Ignorance is love and I need that shit
Sex on the beach, and in the back seat. This could be us. So back to what I was saying;
This could be us, but you playin~
And I still remember just the way you taste~
I'm literally so upset right now..