My account all virusy follow my new one! 🐼🐼🐼🐼 @mxgaan
I can't go outside until next June
Top Five Rappers:
2. Slim Shady,
3. Marshall Mathers,
4. B Rabbit,
5. The white guy from D-12.
Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet
This is the slowest year ever 😩
The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles:
1 Boil water
2 Eat block of ramen
3 Drink boiled water
4 Snort flavored powder
5 Fuck Bitches.
Being called a cunt was the highlight of my night 👌
5 people asking if they can have the deer I hit, like no, it's in pieces and gross
Why is there no pot leaf emoji
Dear iPhone users, thank me by retweeting this. pic.twitter.com/otNcQv81Cp
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had swirly chairs, or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick.
we won't end up like our parents.
My dad just filled up my gas tank and goes "I'm just tryin to help a nigga out"
admit it, you once made a baby cry then made it laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble
*dumps girlfriend via nintendo ds pictochat*
Still waiting for the "once you go black, you never go back" episode of myth busters.
im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
If you've ever not given money to the homeless because you assume they're going to buy drugs,is what you were gonna spend it on much better?
Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably.
I've been trying to type this text messages fir 46 minutes and 22.3 seconds hahaha
Who closes a bank on a Sunday
Sunset pictures everywhere