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melika.
I've had my fish for so long now that I actually think ill cry if it dies.. Like he's older than my sister
"where did all your money go?" i'm either wearing it or i ate it
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HOW DO I UNWATCH THIS 😳�IM
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from when we were born & only stops when you take a test or talk to someone attractive
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A big fuck you to the customer that made me count $15 in dimes and nickels
"What kinda car did you get?" @negintalebii :"its a usb" "You mean suv??😂😂😂"
The looks people give daniel and i when we take my sister out are hilarious 😂😂😂😂
MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
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Me making a closing announcement: "Good evening shoppers, the store is now closed so please get out"
Let's be honest.. Not one girl likes her man having a good time without her 😭
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I was expecting to get so much more tanned this summer
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7 types of snapchats you see on a daily basis 😂B
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DJ Khaled trying to pronounce jewelry is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
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Sometimes you just have to tell white people STOP.
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I almost liked plls ending until the last 5 seconds... Like who does that😤😒😒
HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY U HAVE TO SIT THERE SMILING
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napping together is my kind of date
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Happy Birthday to my little princess🎉🎈
Happy Birthday to my little princess🎉�instagram.com/p/6Ky_qRjVGT3Z…Rj
WHAT OVERTHINKING LOOKS LIKE IN PERSON
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wanna get my G but I'm afraid they'll realize i didn't deserve a g2
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incase anyone was wondering trying to eat a Nutella sandwich while driving is a terrible idea
I wish I had a pool in my backyard
this prank is so mean 😂O
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Hold your girl's hand at the mall. If you let go, she'll start shopping. It looks romantic but it's actually economical.
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that horrible sinking feeling when you’ve been at home on your phone for a while and you realise its been on 3G this whole time
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Have you ever just looked at someone while they're doing something small like driving or laughing and just smile bc u like them so much.
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#GrowingUpWithCurlyHair ALWAYS checking the weather before you straighten your hair
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Couple of blem guys came into food basic& put watermelons under their shirts and started laughing at each other asking if its a girl or boy😂
My rents made me wait outside for 5minutes so they can finish their episode of breaking bad bc they didnt want to hit pause to open the door
Never let daniel become hungry bc he becomes #1 most annoying person ever
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD 😂�or
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After the amount of blood test I've had to do this month you'd think I'd be use to them by now but nope.. 😭😭🔫🔫
"wait around for someone who'll do anything to be your everything"




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