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Matt Novak
Dallas Cowboy loss, MUFFed Punt victory, I love this country man.
The @Faux_Gruden page is up there with the best of them
Listen man, I've had a feeling for years now that Tony Romo is Tony the Tiger for that Frosted Flakes cereal. That would blow my mind man
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We went to Pennsylvania and yeah..
You really piss me off. Always trying to act tough. Just stfu
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Actions express priorities
Saw that shit coming from afar
Did Joey just go beast mode?!?
Why man, just why
Alex Malcom sounded like a bullfrog sleeping on the floor at Lenny's
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Welcome to life in the power circle, Kane.
Batman and catwoman Halloween edition...?
Wish I could read minds
Dust in the wind
Yoo if you need a ride tonight $2 a pop #DD #savinglives
@megansteffney weird, Ryan Weikel was just talking about your ass cheeks.
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Zizzos snapchats always seem to make my day
People change like the seasons
"Russell Wilson's a top five QB" yeah ok
That's not real life
Can't wait to see the boul Pulli
Whole squad on that real shit #tbt
Now everyone knows what Kevy would rather do
You don't even know half the shit that I've been through
β€œ@Noelle_Durham: Shout out to my girl @soudersam always making me eat it😝#respectt” imma fall back..
My mom actually makes me sick to my stomach.
I need a growth spurt like now..
So just found a record player built into my uncles dresser and it still works #vintagefresh
Did that ish for Bradley
I just wanna be Dan Bilzerian
Christopher Walken
Last night, I drempt... of puppies... and the soft DARKness that hides the future... from the over-curious.
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Just heard my mom say "keep your Irish eyes off my Dublin D's". I want to go home.
Why am I at the shore.
50 beans in 1 hour??? Duh
It's past Connors bed time
What is good enough?
Is Levi not the funniest human alive or...?
There's only one king of Chiraq
There's low, and then there's judging people on their past. #FactsOnly
Darren Sproles didn't have to get me 27 points tonight.. But he did. Thank you, Darren.
Godzilla was a good movie. I liked it. It's not my favorite, but it's still good. I might buy it on DVD.
Nothing better than an ice-cold Mountain Frost
Evacuation drill getting me out of English=clutch