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Tom Nash
Six cartoons now up on @tutandgroan. Got a soft spot for bad jokes? Plenty more to come. Follows appreciated too👍
Not even a week has passed and I've already designed a fuck off great badge to wear that says 'No, I don't want to talk about weddings'
Provide insight or entertainment or piss off, Mikey Wax. Cock. pic.twitter.com/3e7rOEFbXj
Pre-order Sheist Khrist's Cold Winter album. Here --- > bit.ly/1rj5WhI RtRt pic.twitter.com/RmkrumIKrC
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U2 is music for people who think drinking coffee after midday is risk taking.
U2 are to music what undercooked chicken is to solid, well-formed stools.
Hear that? That's the sound of the nation switching over from BBC One. #U2
Ooh- quick. The lady doing the weather on BBC One- my mum's friend's sister taught her you know. #namedropping like a champ.
Heard about Sheisty Khrist's new album. Ordered @sheistykhrist's new album. No brainer.
"We cannot have people loafing about, doing nothing & expecting the state to finance their lifestyles.'' - Lord Freud pic.twitter.com/XYkcybCE0n
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Art (very much not by me).
At the beach pupdate
I know all the cool kids hang about over here, but if you're that way inclined, there is a T&G Facebook page: facebook.com/tutandgroan
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Needed new jeans. Went to all the cool places. All skinny fit/pockets on knees/just shit. Found decent ones in BHS. Died inside a bit.
"@ben_cameron: Family bears pic.twitter.com/eGqsj3vgZZ" @Syph79, you should check out Mr Cameron's work. Tis awesome.
Today's cartoon without the need for a link click. FISH TANK. wp.me/p5ayWd-t pic.twitter.com/EhYUJuBOY3
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Proposed to the better half. She said yes. Smiles.
Interesting choice of images on your M4 Anti-IS protest article, @BBCNews... pic.twitter.com/EhnQDWl2aP
My next @tutandgroan drawing is up wp.me/p5ayWd-i RTs, follows & even confidence-shattering insults welcome. pic.twitter.com/U3dpgkrMDs
Royal Mail want to help me complain about Ooof the Postman. He's gonna shit on my post, isn't he?
Third time the @RoyalMail postman has tried to break the babygate, leaving it open for the dog to escape. NOT COOL, @RoyalMail
A little sideline I'm trying. Search 'Tut and Groan' then prepare to do just that.
My first @tutandgroan piece is up. Worked on it for months. Be gentle. tutandgroan.wordpress.com/2014/10/10/blo…
People still add .com to how they are feeling and that makes me want to hurt someone... .org.uk
Dogs turn meerkat toys into nightmare fuel. pic.twitter.com/JJqI7VT7Et
#RoyKeaneHates drawings by small children.
#RoyKeaneHates puppies and kittens and rainbows and cuddles.
Five months later pupdate
I will say ziss only once (well maybe twice). My book is out today. If by some twist of fate you'd like to read it: amazon.co.uk/Secret-Diary-N… x
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Been paid! Twelve hours after third email and only seven weeks late. If only it was always this simple...
I am using IE for a job. The software will not work with anything else. I may kill tonight.
I don't mean 'best', do I? I mean 'most fucking annoying'...
The best bit about taking time out to chase payment is how it delays the earning of more money... #Freelance fun.
Oh, they do. Good. I'll give them till lunch to reply to my email...
*checks to see if client has a Twitter account so I can include them as I bitch about how shit they are at paying freelancers on time*
It's all about the homonyms, baby.
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Tut and Groan is a series of rubbish wordplay cartoons by @thewritetomnash. Coming soon.
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