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Tom Nash
Grey people wearing grey being grey. Eurgh.
Imagine being one of those gurning cunts at an election event. Eurgh.
Ad this phone a year. Never seen this screen on purpose. pic.twitter.com/rG1bMAGQff
Over 160 toons to roll your eyes at on the site now. Get stuck in at tutandgroan.com
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That's what you've become Chelsea. We support our local team pic.twitter.com/MbshS7qiZD
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Jose Mourinho loves winning the league, but it looks like he loves Crystal Palace even more mirr.im/1I4jLwJ pic.twitter.com/zaM30QcQY0
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'Tour de Yorkshire'? They really called it that? Really?? ...I hate people.
Had stuff in the basket on this site for 6 days now and no money off email. Starting to think the old lady in that ad is full of shit.
Nu shus for mah birthmass. Horrified to learn they are 'in' at the moment.
It is my birthday today. If you're nice, you can give me the gift of @tutandgroan website views and toon shares tutandgroan.com
Even more props to the lady who claimed our ad stated a later end of sale date then sent us another company's ad as proof. Moron.
Props to the lady who rang up to book a consultation and managed to slip in that her son is a doctor three times. No one cares, tiger.
This election has proved beyond all doubt that the UK's right-wing press are a lying shower of hateful, desperate, selfish shitweasels.
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Five years later, he finally updates his avi
Not that I need approval, of course, being the blokey man's man that I clearly am.
The missus has approved the shaved head look from last summer. Bring on the clippers.
The dog does moody and brooding so much better than me... Jealous. pic.twitter.com/WqFkxNwxpA
That link doesn't even work so I have no idea what they're so pleased about
My totally legit and not at all moody Game of Thrones download hasn't finished yet. Sad now
Don't forget, we're also on your racist schoolfriend's social network of choice: facebook.com/tutandgroan
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Well, this is a shock. Author of Telegraph small business letter is one CCHQ-Admin theguardian.com/politics/live/… pic.twitter.com/Juy8vieTKk
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If you (yes, YOU) followed @tutandgroan, it'd make my Sunday *flutters eyelashes*
We passed 150 toons last week & celebrated with our first comic strip. In case you missed it: wp.me/p5KSkv-ga pic.twitter.com/aLmAvBtNR3
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Went to see The Woman In Black. Bloke next to me got proper into it. Actual ground clearance when he jumped. Muchos entertainment.
I am at the theatre. I am well sophisticated.
To be fair, they both wear claret and blue. Plus Birmingham and East London are practically on top of each other.
Someone in the office bought skimmed milk and now I don't want to work here anymore.
Young colleague is trying to arrange car insurance... FUCK ABOUT. pic.twitter.com/anifVBAzvr
Geezer whining about how tough it is to be a minted landlord with multiple properties on the day I forget my tiny, tiny violin. Typical.
Think i overused my daily allowance of quotation marks in that one.