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Tom Nash
Regretting decision to try and fit in with the cool kids at work today. Feet. Are. Freezing.
Sitting in the T&G Super Secret Volcano Lair with fingers in ears, avoiding all the politics. We like to keep things light, you see.
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Just noticed the money Admiral Insurance stole off us has disappeared again, with the transaction credited to 'mydispute debit'. The fuck?
Last RT. Totally my fav lip balm at the moment. *Squee*
Much cringe. Channel change.
So this is pretty painful to watch.
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The cunt keeps saying things "We would LIKE to do blah... blah... blah..." Well fucking DO it then. Lying prick. #battlefornumber10
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And today's again. Eau de Toilet Complete with t that looks like an f and makes us want to die
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Fair play to her, mind. 40+ year career off the back of one shouted word.
Eurgh, just heard 3 seconds of Lulu singing. Feel a bit stabby now.
Underground albums STAY UNDERGROUND when we dont share them. Please share ours. -> #hiphop
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This new opening links in the app is a bit shit, eh?
'Ultras'. Fuck off.
The lack of drum at the last Palace was a 'silent protest' by the HF? I *genuinely* just laughed out loud.
Even though it's late.
Critiquing the work of writing students' is SO SATISFYING. Being paid to do it? Even better.
Leg o' Frog in chilli tomato sauce.
Went for eats at @CasaLola_Tapas near us. Was boss. Have taken photos of the choicest dishes for @Syph79
For today's toon we dusted off our Big Book of British Idioms. Cash Point #Webcomic
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Kisstory is a great radio station if you are unable to retain memories for longer than 24 hours... PLAY SOMETHING ELSE, YOU SHITS.
Bad Monday? Take a breath, make some tea and scroll through Then take it out on @tutandgroan Tom's Top Tips
So the man who didn't quite win his 1st election and hasn't yet won his 2nd election now says he won't contest a third? That where we are?
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Parents trying to kill me with out of date food again. There could be a hint I'm not getting...
"@tutandgroan: Boo, Crowdfire auto DMs." The new and equally as unwelcome 'TruTwit Validation'
Anyway- follow @tutandgroan and check out our funny but shit cartoons
It's almost as if web traffic stats are not accurate in the slightest. Who'd have thought?
Jetpack stats and Google Analytics don't tally up at all but both are nowhere near that figure.
Got an email saying @tutandgroan had received 10k visitors so some redirect doo-dah was being switched off till April...
No new toon today. We posted six new ones this week though. Catch up at
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Pointed out it was dark and people are stupid. He looked silly and cut up a car in his haste to fuck off. Funny.
Flashed a couple of drivers who were lightless in the dark. Geezer in car in front thought I was doing it to him... He got all precious.