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Tom Nash
I have form on the questionable decisions front. I thought going out with a colleague's daughter wasn't FUCKING STUPID once upon a time.
Next week I start work for one of my oldest friends' younger brother... What could possibly go wrong?
Can't wait for election week; Tandridge Council might actually send out some street cleaners to clear up all the litter. Like last time.
Noah said he's going to merk Hermione's baby. Dark.
Terrible green screen effects
Oh- and proper budget looking silhouette shots.
Watching 'Noah'. Pangolin-dog things and giant rock monsters so far. K
Comedian Kurt Braunohler hired a sky writer to do this over LA
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You checked out our new site yet? Installed a related posts plugin today. Do you feel spoilt?
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I vaguely recreated that famous 1982 Maradona vs Belgium pic today, but with Jason Puncheon #cpfc @backpageimages
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Surely it is time the BBC just switched Jon Motson's mic off and let someone else do the actual commentating.
Dwight Gayle somehow looks both amazingly young and really old. Perplexing. #cpfc
Fuck sake, Motty. Souare is from Senegal. #motd
Getting Quick Draw McGraw-good at muting the telly whenever Robbie Savage speaks #motd
Just heard Jose Mourinho's post game interview. Are we still pretending he's a 'character' or can we note his sulky dickishness now?
Sorry but gotta post this screen grab cos after MOTD highlights tonight no one will believe us..#cpfc
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Didn't realise Alexis Sanchez played. Shrug #cpfc
Think the bloke next to me brought a lump of brie. To a football match. #cpfc
Mark Clattenberg doesn't take long to make himself the focus of attention, eh?
I am learning so much from this 'Get the Label' catalogue.
Huh. So the eagle logo on polo shirts is Lyle and Scott, not some River Island own brand. Did wonder why people were so keen to show it off
Feeling good about my second day as The Daily Telegraph's PR adviser.
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Free Preston Jacobs... 's @YouTube channel. #asoiaf
The narrator on this Bear Grylls thing isn't pronouncing the invisible f in lieutenant.
Need a list of famous people who retweet any old shit people send them. We're whores for link clicks.
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Probably won't take him to work.
New job say I can bring the dog with me. Just brought him to my brother's new place. So far he has cried for half hour, shat and thrown up.… - @MotoClark has had just about enough of people and their blind loyalty to their clubs. We let him vent.
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Have you checked out our new site yet? #webcomics Go on, gis a click.
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Reminder of today's toon. Hair of the Dog. The 100th T&G cartoon!!
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We've chucked a celebratory link on Reddit. If you find yourself there, upvotes are always appreciated…
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Posted a link on reddit and people are clicking on it and the link has been upvoted a few times and now I am scared cos this doesn't happen.
Still not cracked this growling lark pupdate
Me: [quiet for a really long time] idontwanttoruinitorbelamebuttheythrewthecatatTHESNOWWALLTHEYTHREWITANDTHATSNOTCOOLSOICANTLAUGH *breathes*
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The 100th @tutandgroan cartoon went up today. How many can you get through before you wish me serious injury?
.@BUNCHofSTEVE this afternoon I'm off to tell some children Santa doesn't exist