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Tom Nash
The Sun are doing exactly what newspapers always do- reflect their readership. And their readers are pricks. They'll think it's dead clevva.
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Rodrigo will haunt my nightmares for a long time. Shiny people are scary. #bodyshockers
This lady's fiance hasn't seen her head in five years together but the nation gets a good look. Ah, the power of free private surgery...
I'm angry now because I know these people exist. #bodyshockers
Beard transplants. Beard. Transplants. Ugh.
I've never wanted to shave my beard off more. What a bunch of cunts #bodyshockers
I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, standing behind Uncle Jim, asking her why he's started a Conga at a funeral, of all places.
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Why have people suddenly started putting .@ in the middle of tweets? THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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I make gag cartoons as @tutandgroan, like this one (shut up, it is clever) Gis a click, eh?
Traffic Warden dares to show glimmer of humanity- formal investigation ordered. SIGH
Had fun with that when I lived in Cornwall.
That whole 'the nicest people in London live in Croydon' thing must've made the "Croydon isn't in London' brigade proper shit the bed.
"Come and play with us. Forever and ever... and ever... pupdate
Not saying that Facebook is restricting views of the @tutandgroan page cos I won't advertise... but they totally are.
Jules: "If my son wants to play football, he can't play for anyone other than Palace." Literally love this man so much ❤ ❤ ❤
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'the boys done great...' This causes me much pain and sorrow.
75 toons up on @tutandgroan now. At least one will raise a smirk. At least... Unless you're dead inside.
"@MR_LWMedia: Damien Delaney: My Palace team-mate is on flames right now… #cpfc" 'on flames'?
Chequers Contract Services are shit hot at what they do- dude just cleaned an entire window ledge in half a second. Thorough.
Next time the trailer for the thing about Josie Cunningham is on, close your eyes and focus on her voice. A very tired Johnny Vegas, right?
Yep. I *am* fucking lovely and so are Croydon folk...
The NICEST people in London are from Croydon! say Cambrige profs. Find out how your area does
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You know, ever since I heard about what happened in Paris, a little voice has been asking continually "but what does Eric Cantona think?"
THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO WRITERS: 1. Should I have heard of you? 2. Something something JK Rowling. 3. My wife/cat wants to write. 4. Good luck.
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Palace fans so happy I haven't seen a typo-less tweet since full time. #cpfc
The UK music industry's insistence on celebrating bland is almost endearing.
Sanogo is confused! Sanogo hurt itself in its confusion.
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The fightback begins. #cpfc
YES RT @JamesMelville: Those who prosper must also fulfil the social contract. Wise words from @SenWarren
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My proposal for a #Meninist shirt slogan: 'All the Women I've Met Have Correctly Concluded That There's Something Wrong with Me'.
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Even just the word "meninist" sounds like you're whining
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.@Syph79 If you want to lose what faith you have left in humanity, type it into search and cast your eye over the choice specimens using it.
.@Syph79 Whole group of fuckboys who feel blokes need a response to feminist politics. They call themselves 'meninists'. No, really.
Why is it 'meninist' and not 'masculist'?
My friend Daniel on Facebook hasn't checked in at the gym for a few weeks or let us know when he's eating dinner. Starting to worry.