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My word this Bayern Porto game is Germany Brazil World cup level rape.
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I'm back y'all
We're going to get pizzas come thru @talib_akbar
Lol @iam_meliii the girl is fucking hot
"@talib_akbar: “@scamzg: @talib_akbar its cheryl not me”lol man y'all are trippin" thats how colombians love lol
Y'll go follow @talib_akbar..he's too trill
To all my wonderful followers please follow my lil bro @i_chuma
happy new month y'all...... My month of everytin good
happy new month y'all ..... this is my month of happiness
get ur umbrella cuz itz my time to reign ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛
i wish nigerians celebrate Halloween
Your never too young to dream big
The cash am gettin make u feel some type of way
She aint all dat pretty but i lyk her shape Dey say numbers dont lie she's shaped like ah 8
I'll start learning to care less....
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Thnx alot 4 makin me sleep in church
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Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation.
I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like
roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you
Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.
Some people are looking for a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials for gods sake!
you guys have no life." -Earth to the other planet
The girls complaining about their relationships on twitter are gonna be the same girls that are gonna have 15 cats when theyre older
#WordsToSayDuringSex *Mortal Kombat voice* FINISH HER
Neighbors are the most dangerous type of strangers because they know where you live.
My homie @grimwonder just ended d gta 5 under 3 dayz.....wow pic.twitter.com/WhIznAD58n
You guys think you know me...but I've been doing a little bit of bad for a whole lot of good. #waitandsee
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Things to do 2moa: 1) Get up. 2) Survive. 3) Go back to bed
I'm awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" Me: Thanks, I grew it myself
Why are boobs attractive? They are two balls of fat on a girls chest? Why can't all the other fat be attractive too?
I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
im attracted to people I have no chance of being with
You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge




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