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Nik
Me: Ayah nak pergi lepas asar keee? Ayah: Mana ada pasar harini
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sesiapa yang sedang dilanda kemurungan, jemput makan aiskrim bersama saya di kl sentral jakgi
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member aku whatsapp "tolong, urgent. Kereta aku rosak kat jalan ni. Hujan lebat." Aku balas "Ok. Bye. Bila free nanti roger2 la lepak"
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Bahang. Bukan hotstuff. Hotstuff tu abah kau
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Nik tu nama aku lah, nama awek celah mana pulak 😑
Here's one titled 'Three months in Pahang in Search of Big Game' biodiversitylibrary.org/item/181440#pa…
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If you remember and use people's names in conversations, they will like you more.
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@ahmadmaslan saya ingatkan jenis tuitpic makanan ni kerja remaja tipikal je, tuan. Jangan sampai ada rakyat tunjuk apa yg mereka makan.
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Toin + nabo = tona boleh boin boleh kahkahkah twitter.com/HaiwanJalanan/…
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"ni, kau baca notes yang stephanie tu..." "stephanie meyer ke?" "ha ye la tu" weh stephanie meyer ni tulis twilight kau tau
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@TwtLelaki paling benci bila laki cakap "semak"
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@TwtLelaki tak betul, cuba sembanh dgn semak. org ckp gila bro
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@HaiwanJalanan dayah + oyem + tamtam + bibi + mueza + Jacob = daoytambizaja xD
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@HaiwanJalanan buya. hahaha nama dia bibu nama i meya kahkahkahkahkahkahkahkagahkagbanahbahanhs
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help i've fallen for you i can't get up HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Apa nama gabungan nama awak dgn kucing/anjing awak semua? asyik dengan kekasih je. Bosanlah!
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@twitptptn nok tanyo ,bilo nok dapek duit sesi jun 2015 bagi politeknik ungku omar?
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"So what do you want?" she asked. "A love that will make time stand still." "Oh." She grabbed my hand and unloosed the strap on my watch.
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okay rock climb kat Malaysia ni banyak gak... untuk begineer kat Gua Damai,Gombak Gua Musang, Kelantan selain tu ade kat merata malaysia
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@twt_outdoor untuk i, tight ni selain takut jatuh, dia macam bagi support nak naik atas gak haha nampak sangat tangan kaki lemah :(
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@twt_outdoor jangan lupa double kan strap kat harness tu hahaha
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@TwtLelaki best tak ada makwe ? Tak pernah ada makwe 😞
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Paling viral dr Parlimen hari ini: AP Bagan Serai dgn yakin kata kerajaan tak paksa rakyat bayar GST #dutaGSTbaru pic.twitter.com/t259kTu73b
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Hi, masih sempat lagi nak order. Cepaaaatt. Jgn lepaskan peluang ni ok? Nnt boleh pakai utk #AktivitiHaiwanjalanan 🐱�pic.twitter.com/r9C24wrj9x9x
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Sy nk nynyi sbuah lagu khas utk awk semua Slamat malam kekawn, meski lena mu di sisi kucing, jangan menangis sahabat, ini Tuhan mengujimu.
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"Tuan, bangun, saya ada bawak breakfast untuk tuan ❤" Comel cuba membalas jasa aku kepadanya. @HaiwanJalanan pic.twitter.com/1yJUAh6XTi
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Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
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He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
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Finally after a fourth night, the person was proudly perched at the top of the tree..
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The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
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The person pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
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'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
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Lesson 5 A person was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree but I haven't got the energy.'
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Congratulations! You've completed your management crash course. Enjoy your dinner everyone!
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(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep  your mouth shut!
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(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
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Morals of the story:              (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
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Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug it out and ate it.
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It lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing in joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate
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The dung was actually thawing it out!
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As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
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While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
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Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
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Officials in Colorado had to change an Interstate sign that read "Mile 420" to "Mile 419.99" because it kept getting stolen.
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