We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.
It's not me ... but someone does.
No, no. I am listening. It only takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at once.
Is 4km in 30 minutes good in a treadmill?
Are you on the line? I think so, it shows green.
Seems to me I will have Christmas vacations! :D
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It's a little freaky when the GO bus takes its turn to quick on an off ramp and you believe it will flip.
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Is there a theory that the earth began as a global glacier that covered the entire surface to melt and create the... fb.me/6jmBb0owH
“Two old ladies are walking down the street. One turns to the other one and says ‘I smell hair burning.’ Then the... fb.me/1GyR6CI9q
A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!
Well, it's that time again. Time to leave Facebook so I will say goodnight. But don't worry, I'll be back.
I managed to delete twenty seven (27) pocket videos my BlackBerry took without my consent. Thanks BlackBerry.
Is very happy AND it's Monday! *cough
I accidently hit the hot water on my laundry selection. Hope it does t screw up my linens. Lol
Notice how evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you bad news for an hour.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. Happy Sunday! :D
Ha ha. Figures the Americans are psycho. Any updated on the death toll today? Please share. I need to know. Lol fb.me/P6LsIiJb
Let the shoppers spend and hassle with madness on this Black Friday! TGIF ya'll.
Got my first flu shot tonight. Let's put it to the test.
If your presence can't add value to my life, your absence will make no difference.
Never push a loyal friend to the point they don't care any more.
I received 35 pokes today. I'm so sore.
Just because I thought everyone should know.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends. Also, shop till you drop tomorrow because we're all grateful for... fb.me/6pcqhMtvW
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/1vGlhnk7l
The best part about WiFi at home ... the "microwave".
Who wants to put on a bear costume and shuffle the Black Friday campers in their tents?
Google told me I have diabetes because I sometimes sweat when I eat.
The sun is shining. The weather is clear.
A penguin was driving down the road one night, when the "Check Engine" light came on. He pulled over at the gas... fb.me/VGWu7nYv
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Life is all about ass.
You are either covering it,
laughing it off, busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.
Things are somehow different in Canada… fb.me/2w7YdMdxU
I learned to give not because I have much, but because I know how it feels to have nothing.
Snow in the south moving north.
Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15,000 $ – 20,000 $.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000 $
Post a word that sounds dirty, but isn't.
My word is "Kumquat"
Definition: A group of small fruit-bearing trees.
Snowstorm inc! Beware of the snow! :D
Black Friday is this week correct?