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Alan Barns
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Better late than really late.
Socrates: He who has learned to see the beautiful in due order and succession will perceive the true nature of wondrous beauty (Syposium)
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. — Confucius
Trying out PowerPost at
Welcome & thanks to the 170+ new followers today. Take care, Alan.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
I know that the easiest way to feel better is to smile. - HAPPINESS affirmations
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Children in war zone - puts our tiny problems into perspective -…
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A person who doesn't lose his wits over certain things has no wits to lose. ~ G.F. Lessing #quote
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My followers are in USA(42%), UK.(13%)... Get your map too:!ABodger
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Any fool can know. The point is to understand. — Albert Einstein
Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
An economist is someone who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. — Oscar Wilde
A lot of people mistake a short memory with a clear conscience. — Doug Larson
50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.
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A gentleman is a patient wolf.
22. A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost