Mirrors by Laura Williams Photography! pic.twitter.com/uBih0EsA0s
Walked past this ang moh couple and heard the wife whisper to the husband "Why do all Singaporean students look like they fought the war"...
I'm sorry I have trust issues, but when you give someone everything and they toss it away like nothing, something inside of you breaks.
the only dates i get are updates
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
realist thing I've ever read 👌pic.twitter.com/GeyVTqWHUB
My mate has a butler with a missing left arm, serves him right.
when i was growing up i always wanted to be a Disney princess but instead i think i turned into one of these bitches pic.twitter.com/baucXzuJBs
people like this piss me off pic.twitter.com/CtLVx6aFRU
If I say "first of all" bitch you better run
imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts or
imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts
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if i dont snapchat u back its not bc im ignoring u its bc my face isnt cooperating
THIS MOM DESERVES AN AWARD 😂 LMAOpic.twitter.com/il04YaTDyX
hair = mess
room = mess
life = mess
Retweet if you ever experienced this pic.twitter.com/TDbX7OiKdn
Retweet if feel like this at times pic.twitter.com/bwn45CBFRL
If u smoke u die, if u drink u die, if u eat u die, if u love u die..no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways
"you support gay rights so u must be gay"
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
you meet someone one day, and the next day they're your addiction
"You're the only girl I'm talking to" pic.twitter.com/GHxiuA4MP4
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
I say "never mind" whenever I don't feel like repeating myself.
i'm that person who falls apart but tries to keep everyone else together
All I want is longer hair, a flatter stomach, & more clothes.
my hair is at such an awkward length right now... it's not long... and it's not short... I want to cut it again but I want it longer
i never delete messages
just in case someone decides to start acting different
like u weren't saying that March 21, 2012 at 3:42 PM
i want to have a huge waterballoon fight 🎈💧pic.twitter.com/riXFlYgZCY
I hate when ppl can't understand I have strict parents & I have rules & I can't just go out whenever I want or do whatever I want
do you ever just think about how bitchy and annoying u actually are and wonder how anyone actually tolerates u
“there are two
types of tired,
one is a dire need of sleep
the other is a dire need of peace"
Little girls' reactions to the kiss at a wedding. pic.twitter.com/Cb9DNG4RK3
t's not even Summer and I already have a tan pic.twitter.com/JcON7FeVAM