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I don't chase
Fucked phone chronicles by Lew vol 2. The replacement screen I bought was cheap, so when it had to be taken off to replace the front camera (yeah i broke that too whoops) the LCD came apart from the glass and didnt sit in the case properly. I've just now pushed it back in and it's cracked. Again.
I'm playing GTA with a bunch of stoners. Best saturday night
I said I'm going to the shop for ice cream, my mum said she'd give me money. My mum is giving me ice cream money and I'm 19 years old. Rad πŸ˜‚
I've just gotten home, and the first thing my mum says to me is "are you wearing makeup?" wtf πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜‚
Group chats are a brilliant thing
I've been wasting away, but in a town with no way out there's not much else to do anyway
Lunch time at work means playing Counterstrike 1.6 on LAN 😏 #noobs #css
People I've only met once or twice and know by name make random appearances in my dreams. What the fuck is that all about?
Why you should NEVER skip leg day. This guy looks like an ice cream cone #legday #skiplegday #doyouevensquatbro #bodybuilding #UKbodybuilding #lunges #legs #skippedlegday #chickenlegs #poliolegs
I laugh when I see guys think they have a six pack but really they're just skinny, 7/10s done squeezing out a shit and hunching their back
#tbt I used to be a chubster as a baby #throwback #classiccar #fordanglia
Why explore each other's bodies when you can explore each other's Bibles? An everlasting exploration indeed!πŸ™Œ
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Ladies, tonight why not go down on a hard Bible instead?
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Listen up ladies, if that "hawt hunk'' says he wants to go ''all the way", tell that fool to go all the way to Church instead!
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#LittleWhiteLiesITold "we'll still be friends afterwards"
6 things nobody gives a fuck about: Your pug Your Fiat 500 Your Nails Your fresh bed sheets Your Β£3600 fake tits on finance Your MK watch
Very attractive new girl at from from inside the offices just walked past me and smiled. Excuse me, i'm just going to melt into the floorβ˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‚
My first order from @bodybuildingcom! Very excited to start using this and seeing what results it gives. Also great value for money on this order, a free gift and free delivery, can't complain πŸ˜…πŸ’ͺ🏼 #bodybuilding #UKbodybuilding
I'm happy to be a Nandos virgin. I've never experienced a cheeky Nandos and I vow to never eat there and be associated with people that do
I have an unhealthy obsession with KFC chicken
#HipsterCrimes loving mainstream because hating mainstream is too mainstream
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Twitter in the mornings is just full of shit
I hate seeing one of my friends upset
I got referred to as "big man" earlier by a fellow gym goer ☺️
When I move out and get my own house, before all my stuff goes in I'll invite bands to put on a house show in my front room
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My entire timeline is shitting themselves at #CANTKICKUPTHEROOTS and following whats on @Radio1RockShow fuck yh 4 music bringin us together
I've never checked out @DONBROCO but I like this new tune #Automatic
Please keep your band related negativity away from me pls βœ‹πŸΌ
Listening to @BBCR1 @Radio1RockShow with @DanielPCarter and awaiting some new @NeckDeepUK #CANTKICKUPTHEROOTS. Also present is my mother πŸ‘΅πŸΌ
Patiently waiting for Neck Deep's new song on Radio One. Have I missed it or?
Tonight, Radio 1, 7:00pm, Can't Kick Up The Roots first play. If ya don't know, now ya know.
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This could potentially be the times for Slam Dunk. The clashes arent that bad (not confirmed or official!!)
Two weeks today! Gunna be crazy. So much variety in the line up and i'm looking forward to seeing so many people too
When will people learn it's called a SQUAT rack. It is used for squatting. That's a leg exercise. Not for curling or arms in any fucking way
"I am the drum and bass father, labour like master, don't like UKIP, Tories either"
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You take care of the ones you love right?
The dilemma of every young person on a Saturday night - go out and get drunk with friends or stay in because you need to save money
only in the UK can you go from boxing experts to political experts in the space of 5 days
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"You shouldn't point out things about people's appearance if they can't fix it in ten seconds"
There is no bacon in my house. This is unacceptable
I give up everything for this and get back nothing in return