"Parents Kill More Dreams Than Anybody"
When Someone Tells You A Story They Already Told You Just Act Like You Didn't Hear It Before So They Dont Feel Stupid.
Nothing Ever Happens Like You Imagine It Will
I still have a headache from last night
I Woke Up To Put Another Blanket On Me I'm Going Back To Sleep
Whenever I Got The Right Answer In Class pic.twitter.com/KhGs1kNEu0
These Movies Made Me Want To Be A Gangster Soooo Bad
Can't Think Of A Funny Caption...
I'm Going On A Hunger Strike Until My Mom Gets Me Food #StandUp4WhatYouBelieveIn
I Could Write Poetry About Dat A$$
I Keep Getting Followers From The U.K.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
Bandanas & Bowties, Whips & Handcuffs
I've done nothing all day lol
Bobs Burgers Is Hilarious
I Want To Redo My Room. RePaint The Walls & Stuff
My favourites are just full of attractive people
just because ur good looking it doesn't mean I like u
maths homework is the worst
If this was my bed, I'd never want to leave 😩pic.twitter.com/w1WKkLl0Mo
I Want To Go On A Road Trip All The Way To California
I'm So Lazy Rn I Was Gonba Make Myself Breakfast An Hour Ago & I'm Still In Bed
If This Is Really The Iphone 6 I Would Definitely Get It
Smoking can cause your nipples to fall off.
Yesterday W/ Faith & Lee Lee pic.twitter.com/cLje3L5uMt
I had a dream that I was being chased and attacked by a chocolate chip pancake..
Someone Make Me Breakfsst
That face you make when kids get whooped in public 😳vine.co/v/heXmagdelT3
booty quality >> booty quantity
Me Killing Some Hipster Zombie Bitches #YoureWelcome pic.twitter.com/VphcJh5iZM
Pop, Lock, & Drop Out Of School