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anyone else feeling tired
i dont write nursery rhymes i write a big man flow HAHA
love what you have and not hate that you dont have something :S
Two NEW Tracks Being Worked On At The Moment.
#RunRiot JAYSTAR ft NONSENSIBLE (Rack city REMIX)
soundcloud.com/nonsensible-ru… @mcjaystar aww yay thank you xxx
@elizaclover yea send me link hun i love listening to new stuff :)
@mcjaystar thank's follow me
@mcjaystar hey thanks for the follow! Xxxx
im performing on monday cant wait many thanks to
@WeareBG for arranging this one :) also keep an eye out for mynext 2 tracks dropping soon..
@campaign_razr ok just looking now bruv
just wanna thank the support iv had recently from
@WEAREBGUK &
@RunRiot_Ent also a couple of people
@Nonsensible &
@LiiiLb !!!
@mcjaystar submit a tune jay!
@WEAREBGUK do i have to? lol ok ok make sure i get a time slot on stage :P
@WEAREBGUK are giving you the chance to perform alongside myself
@mcjaystar and other great artists, dont miss out...
pic.twitter.com/5mabEBkx8a i will be performing LIVE at the town hall in Oxford, this coming monday
@katiecolemusic thankyou for following babe i didnt realise until now so im following back :)
if im following you back please retweet if im not favourite so i can follow back as i follow all my fans :)
money makes the world go around
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
5. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
RT
@mcjaystar: THERE ARE 206 bones in the human body, wanna make that 207?
#thereare bit.ly/16sTdEJ @mcjaystar is cracking me up! Y'all need to follow him if y'all feel like laughing!
there are 206 bones in the human body, wanna make that 207?
Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
boy: you have no pubes
me: yeah because the rest are stuck in your moms teeth
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
me: I have a magic trick that'll make u forget ur gay.
friend: I'm not gay...
me: Told ya!
friend: ....dammit
blonde: I'm pregnant again... there must be something in the air!
brunette: yeah... your legs.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Girlfriend: Hey, let's go to the zoo
Boy: But babe, I'm not ready to meet your family yet
Me: "Dude, I got my first kiss!"
Friend: "Your mom doesnt count."
me: "Ya, but yours does."
Mom: Go clean your room!
Me: But its MY room.
Mom: And this is MY house.
Me: Then you go clean it.
My friend: Your dick is probaly like a tic tac
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh
Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
"Haha, you failed!"
"Yeah, so did your dad's condom."
Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.
What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet