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weekdays are beat af
When you're going to meet your birds parents for the first time but you have a Skepta concert afterwards
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hospitality tomorrow oi oi
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a customer at work started commenting on how hard he would 'shag' a girl that was outside the shop, then said she reminded him of his sister
late shifts are BEAT
happy bday sookram 🍜🇲ot9
COMPETITION TIME! December 4th we're joined by @DJEZOfficial RT this to be in with a chance of winning tickets!
Retweeted by max… A real cracker in the month of May.. 😆
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only dan would search for the sugar in the dishwasher
Not ONLY does weed kill. It contributes to OBESITY. Studies show that the socalled "hungries" can get so strong people have eaten their kids
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Sometimes being racist is just too hard
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happy birthday brother, many months of messy endeavours await x
haven't felt this beat in a long time
C'est bon j'suis amoureux de Lille et de ses galeries d'art
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my internet is fucked, gta 5 has taken almost 24 hours to download
came home and realised I forgot my car, new level of stupid
penggg payday $$
is matt ever conscious??
happy birthday matty ❤️ @MaattWileman
@cjtizen find someone selling a few for cheap and I'm game
creamfields really has beaten the shit out of me
@olasoph going creamfields tomorrow so need it for then sorry x
@johnnylongname going creamfields Friday morning man :(
any1 selling 50g's xxxx
Town have been drawn away to @ManUtd in the next round of the @CapitalOne_Cup #itfc
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why did I sign up to a 1:30-midnight shift😩
biking home after mak & pasteman last night was the hardest thing I've done this summer
my diet consisted of 100% pizza yesterday
(Skateboard park) Kid1: that was gnarley k2: yeah, he shredded that gnar k1: really took out the gnarbage k2: gnartender, I'll have another
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@Bil_Vm bumming off my sky account is certainly criminal
these amazon reviews for this 105" TV are well funny
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PENG cuppa
thought I was better than that 😩😩
Hello @twitter please givs me blue tick when soon as possible. Need other document?
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