Yo that Zanye Majik nigga from One Dalmation dont give a damn about my heterosexuality! He be too beautiful for no reason. I cant even hate
waking up everyday seems a little excessive
“Kevin’s the best player in the world” - Russell Westbrook
This spurs - Thunder game is gonna end with 400 points at this pace
—You a private eye?
That’s what the blue neon sign says out front.
—It’s argon. Neon glows orange.
V.O.: From the start, she was trouble.
Why is twitter so terrible now. It's just thirst traps and bad rappers. :/
I've been waiting for this one 😂�vine.co/v/eVBQAvt2DJZ
Fumble off punt -> Fumble off run -> Interception
This Ole Miss - A&M game is a joke
Holy MOLY this lady has the most obnoxious laugh
LSU is tied with Western Kentucky......
I'm in the jungle the mighty jungle for 1 goddam night and the animal I wanted to see the most is the lion & the fucking lion sleeps tonight
You're on a date with your girl and this man comes up and slaps her ass. What do you do?
Turtle said "Silence, water horse!" LMAOOO
When that Hotline Bling is an INVITATION TO JOIN SMASH BROTHERS!!!
Wish I could make a living off of embarrassing myself. Because I'm way too good at it. 🙄
"Never mind I'll find someone like you."
-Adele, ruining yet another game of hide and seek
UFC officially reinstates Jon Jones
Fuckkkkk there's a middle finger emoji with the new Apple update. BRB switching phones
Theres nothing like that feeling you get when the first note of Gravity hits
Christmas Songs in October let's go
I send Ashlyn "All I Want for Christmas is You" daily
RT this if you like breathing and eating food
FAV for Dying and Dentists
I like these people thirsty for RT's
Rosemary baked potato 😍�vn
October 21, 2015 is a strange & confusing time for Marty McFly. vine.co/v/eVZV0nqOAdX
How does Pavlov keep his hair soft and shiny?
My appreciation tweets for cats ♡
Rt for the cat fav for Channing
Drake dances to the Frasier theme quite nicely.