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Are the VMA's going to reward talent or nah
she was a gull
"Get out of fail free card" - @SkumbagKrepo @lolesports
Fucking spam accounts and 10 million RT's.
Where was I when KT was kill?
At the casting desk saying KT would win.
Marin call, “Ssumday get owned.”
Cameraman Who Was Killed During Live Broadcast In Virginia Captured The Face Of Suspected Gunman
my dad put dried seaweed on pocky
guy fieri would never treat me like this
Alex Trebek: (into mirror) Who is alex trebek
[at the pet store]
Me: I'd like a baby lizard please
[later at home]
Me: isn't he cute?
Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor
Now Jared’s wife is leaving him. Another divorce you can blame on the kids.
BRUH WHY MEEK MILL THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THIS FROG??? 🐸☕️ 💀�YqoG
damn, wrong guy. I was going for Zayn Malik
has anyone heard Katy Perry roar yet or was that just an empty threat
that feeling when you're vaped out and your favorite nickleback song comes on the radio
Just saw a guy selling "Rable" flags on the side of the road from his RV...
And any politician that says large public colleges should be free is whoring for votes.
People who complain about taking out loans need to realize that you're not forced to. You don't HAVE to go. No one should HAVE to pay for it
I ain't saying she a gold digger, but the geology major is kind of a red flag, man
Jared used subway to get into smaller pants,
little did subway know that it had nothing to do with weight loss LMAO
im actually not sorry
me: i'm stuffed
grandma: eat more keith
m: i'm ok
g: u need to get plump
m: wha *realizing i'm actually a turkey* gobblegobb
“Go pour me some coffee.”
*looks at wife*
“YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!” I think at the top of my lungs.
HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU
BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU
1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU
DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU
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TSM vs TL :
DARREN CRISS IS IN AMERICAN HOROR STORY HOLY twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/s…
Maybe drug resistant bacteria just want to go to college and be successful.
Bette Midler sounds like what you should do if you typically wager too high or too low.
I don't even know if that's the right spelling I'm so confused
Why is Norm Macdonald doing KFC commercials
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please
Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name?
McConaughey: I don't know
Damn girl, you dark matter? 'Cuz the universe doesn't make sense with out you, but you clearly don't want me to see you.
I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
No, my lord.
Wow, thought u were hot but actually ur just rude
ACTUAL LIFE HACK: Eat Doritos like this and it'll be easier to hide the fact that you are lazy and good for nothing
When you tryna take a cute pic with bae but he won't stop actin blind
[guy fieri's restaurant]
WAITER: can i start u folks off with a deep-fried fisherman's boot? it comes w/ a mountain dew aioli & 4 live eels
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RT if you're an emo sinner