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Zayn
Are the VMA's going to reward talent or nah
"Get out of fail free card" - @SkumbagKrepo @lolesports
Fucking spam accounts and 10 million RT's.
Where was I when KT was kill? At the casting desk saying KT would win. Marin call, “Ssumday get owned.” “No.” :(
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Cameraman Who Was Killed During Live Broadcast In Virginia Captured The Face Of Suspected Gunman
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my dad put dried seaweed on pocky
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guy fieri would never treat me like this
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Alex Trebek: (into mirror) Who is alex trebek
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I m the secret weapon xD
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[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor
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Now Jared’s wife is leaving him. Another divorce you can blame on the kids.
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BRUH WHY MEEK MILL THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THIS FROG??? 🐸☕️ 💀�YqoG
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@MauiWowE damn, wrong guy. I was going for Zayn Malik
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has anyone heard Katy Perry roar yet or was that just an empty threat
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that feeling when you're vaped out and your favorite nickleback song comes on the radio
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Just saw a guy selling "Rable" flags on the side of the road from his RV...
And any politician that says large public colleges should be free is whoring for votes.
People who complain about taking out loans need to realize that you're not forced to. You don't HAVE to go. No one should HAVE to pay for it
I ain't saying she a gold digger, but the geology major is kind of a red flag, man
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Jared used subway to get into smaller pants, little did subway know that it had nothing to do with weight loss LMAO im actually not sorry
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[thanksgiving] me: i'm stuffed grandma: eat more keith m: i'm ok g: u need to get plump m: wha *realizing i'm actually a turkey* gobblegobb
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“Go pour me some coffee.” *looks at wife* “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!” I think at the top of my lungs.
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HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP
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i have every net flick
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DARREN CRISS IS IN AMERICAN HOROR STORY HOLY twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/s…
Maybe drug resistant bacteria just want to go to college and be successful.
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Bette Midler sounds like what you should do if you typically wager too high or too low.
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I don't even know if that's the right spelling I'm so confused
Why is Norm Macdonald doing KFC commercials
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name? McConaughey: I don't know
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Damn girl, you dark matter? 'Cuz the universe doesn't make sense with out you, but you clearly don't want me to see you.
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I came to get down I came to get down So get out your seats and jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound
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HAMLET Lady, shall I lie in your lap? OPHELIA No, my lord. HAMLET Wow, thought u were hot but actually ur just rude
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ACTUAL LIFE HACK: Eat Doritos like this and it'll be easier to hide the fact that you are lazy and good for nothing
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When you tryna take a cute pic with bae but he won't stop actin blind
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[guy fieri's restaurant] WAITER: can i start u folks off with a deep-fried fisherman's boot? it comes w/ a mountain dew aioli & 4 live eels
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Well this seemed like the best site for this so here you go, 2x $100 Steam cards given away 30 days from this moment gleam.io/yzH7f/100-stea…
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Can't sleep. Fml




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