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Matt Mira
comedy writing podcast actor 83,591 followers
TIL that on Monday nights @CornerBakery does not have anything with bacon or meatballs. "Because it's Monday and people have the munchies"
My gym bathroom has best lighting!
Need #SXSW '15 approval for sports panel w me, @jemelehill @kylebunch @rje7 @flytip Register/vote takes 1 min-Thanks! panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/36540
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I just accidentally sneezed directly in a pigeons face. Weirdly the most satisfying moment of my life. Might have new fetish. #blessed
America, fuck yeah.
There is a new FEAB! @MattMira and I seriously discuss becoming pig farmers and all of it is brought to you by @audible_com Happy Saturday1
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Fixed the fact that the print is too small in "The Beatles Complete Scores"
Today my parents are visiting me in LA for the first time since that one time in 2007. All I had to do was buy them plane tickets.
"Release the world engine" never quite reached the same cultural zenith as "Release the Kraken"
Funny how when you treat people like humans instead of "fucking animals" they respond in kind (via @Yamiche) pic.twitter.com/NPTLdBOjQX #NMOS14
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When he's right, he's right.
Facebook messenger is going to need about 10,000 slightly positive reviews to get above 1 star.
Regram from @samosier of the pure joy he gets to look at when we are working on things.
@samosier is using his patented "Sexy typing" method.
It's like a before and after.
Thanks for being awesome @chicagomusicexchange she arrived safely to Los Angels.
Best billboard ever.
There's a good chance your bottled water comes from drought-ridden California trib.al/SjZ5xkJ pic.twitter.com/AfLAPdXBay
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RT @Deadline: Comedy Central Renews ‘@MindNight’ For Second Season dlvr.it/6b5s1B // On MindNight no points, just mind bullets.
Watching this cashier at the grocery store attempt to process a check must be what it would be like to make a teenager use a rotary phone.
Such a bummer. He was always super friendly and quick with a shy smile. Honored to have met him a few times. You will be missed, sir.
Couple in front me at the Red Sox game today: what was your deal? I was sure were dating, then you split the cost of a lemonade.