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Matt Mira
Unlike @jontaffer , I embrace excuses.
I've officially hopped on the @MattMira bandwagon. The man is svelte! I'm down 16lbs in 3 weeks. #BeLikeMira #BeLikeMira #BeLikeMira
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It's crazy how @MattMira started to lose weight and Rick Ross jumped on the bandwagon. Everybody wanna be like Mira.
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Spending my first day of vacation quietly painting the shed. It's pretty much the best day ever.
I can't stop watching this knife show. This is the Spooky Special... Because you can totally stab ghosts.
This is what I do when @doree is out of town.
Fuckin nailed it bro.
My 3 SG's for that one guy that asked to see them from the last post.
Me wondering why my app was taking a picture and not tuning my guitar a half step down.
Confession: I never watched Das Boot because it was on two VHS tapes. And that's just intimidating. Also it's a German movie about boats.
Going to sleep now. Everyone try not to get ebola overnight. I think we can do this if we really concentrate on never leaving the house.
I mean I guess I’ll take your Star Trek TNG Pinball machine, if you have any extra laying around.
Have you ever wanted to wear me and @samosier on your body? Pre-order the newest FEaB shirt! designed by @subpop2000
There's a brand new @XFilesFiles with me talking to @kumailn about 2 episodes!!!!… listen to it! now!
I'm just crushing TNG pinball on my iPad
In at @timewarnertv waiting for them to replace my fried modem. I mean I guess I should have expected it to break. It's 21 days old.
Please tweet me some Oprah gifs because it's the only way @MattMira lets me talk to him
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My encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek the Next Generation is pretty much my best feature.
Turns out its not that bad having a pope who wasn’t a Nazi.
Today I saw Slash. In dog form.
No YOU have too many.
No YOU have too many.
Never forget: @MattMira awkwardly tried to hug @gracehelbig but poked her in the armpit on @midnight
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Any of y'all crushin puss tonight?! #vacationnnnnnnnn
See @MattMira's favorite horrors! Watch last night's ep online EXTENDED & UNCENSORED here: |
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Audio of George working out the lyrics and bass line of “Something” with John and Paul helping.…
The 405 Freeway widening project that brought us Carmageddon has ADDED a minute onto commutes:…
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@MattMira You look a little like a fat Ruxin from The League
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Oh-bla-Cheese, Oh-Bla-Da. #CheeseSongs @midnight
EAST COAST @midnight w/ @gracehelbig, @MattMira & @HenryLovesYou STARTS NOW! No, we can't make u watch, but we can side eye u if u don't.
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Tonight on @midnight. Me vs gentleman and a lady. You decide who's who. I'm not here to make that call. @HenryLovesYou and @gracehelbig
I'm making a mantel. Because Christmas is coming and right now I ain't got shit to put stockings on. Or a menorah for @doree
My baby son is named Calvin but when he's being a basic bitch we call him "Kevin."
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Watch @atmidnightcc tonight and you'll see these hilarious people and me. @gracehelbig @drfantasty
RIP Jan Hooks. Thanks for your countless characters on SNL and for this memorable scene.…
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Amazon is opening its first store. Pretending we all don’t already use every store as a physical showroom for @amazon
The new @Weezer album is pretty fucking great.
#tbt me losing in spectacular fashion at the SDCC comiccon taping of @youdontknowdoug loves Movies