This is @samosier railing against Instagram.
This is the time I tried to fly.
It's 53 in LA right now. Which means that it will only be 51 degrees cooler when I'm in Minneapolis Friday.
Coat pockets are just extra opportunities to trick myself into thinking I've lost my cell phone.
I just beat the shit out of this dummy's balls.
Chris Hardwick was just named one of @PasteMagazine
's Top 20 Comedians of 2013 AND fellow @nerdist @MattMira
is joining him for Sat's show!
When life gives you The Lemonheads you break up in 1997 and reform in 2005.
Come see @MattMira
& I do stand-up in MPLS @millcitynights
on Fri! tix: nerdi.st/MPLS2013
& Chicago Sat, tix: nerdi.st/Chi2013
I imagine every role Patrick Stewart has done since Star Trek is just an episode of Star Trek where there been a holodeck malfunction.
Well, that's it folks. I've seen every documentary about ancient Egypt on Netflix. Spoiler alert... There's lots of sand.
I wonder if the 4th trumpet player in the Brian Setzer Orchestra ever gets jealous of the 3rd trumpet player.
I don't know I feel like the Saints still have a chance... Whoops. I'm sorry I was watching a replay of the first series.
There's a nice sunset happening in LA. Buckle up for some Instagram repetition.
I always wonder if the guitars I buy have any idea how much Paul McCartney music will be played on them.
I just showered and dressed and then realized I was essentially dressing myself to go sit in the living room.
Just looked in owners manual to figure out how to open the hood of my Volvo. My childhood goal of becoming a yuppie is seemingly complete.
I'm in bed already... And watching Nova on Amazon instant streaming. I'm so good at Sundays.
"I bet Anne Hathaway is super pleasant and low key in real life." - no one
The promo I just saw for the Bachelor said it starts JAUN-uary 5th. So I guess fuck everything.
I've never seen a private chef or catering chef win Chopped.
I find that the fastest way to cheer myself up is playing along on guitar to Paul McCartney's first solo album. I don't have friends.
The last thing I searched for on Twitter was "bacon." I guess the first step is admitting you have a problem.
: love the @JamesBondingPOD
I would like to follow the other Matt, but I don't remember his twitter handle.”// @MattGourley
Lowell XC Trip to Nationals in Texas! gofundme.com/5i240o
Best buy really overestimated the number of people in need of a 32" LED TV.
I just want to apologize personally to my stomach right now. #Thanksgiving
Remember: the guy that plays Ronald McDonald has a dick. #HappyThanksgiving
If you want to nap BEFORE you eat... Thunderball is on SyFy right now.
Questions for me and @smosier
? Ask them now! We're FEaBing!!!
My personal Black Friday will always be that Friday 2 years ago where I decided a dozen cupcakes and whole pizza would make me feel again.
One time as AOTS was wrapping up, the let @Team_Barrowman
and I near a telestrator for Black Friday deals.
Convinced Guy Fierri was actually grown in a lab in San Jose using only Hard Rock Cafe Leftovers and a Smash Mouth CD.
It looks like Egon is trying to put Buzz Aldrin in the containment unit.
Well I guess the Patriots also win the game in addition to adorable hats. pic.twitter.com/Ijke0QT1zn
Patriots are down by three scores but up by 1 in the "coaches wearing adorable hats" advanced stat. pic.twitter.com/4qTWUdiRJW
Just put the joker behind bars. So I would say I'm having a pretty good Sunday.
James Bond's Joe Chill is mountain Climbing.
114 with @MattMira
was awesome. You two have my favorite loud laughs that you can find regularly on podcasts.
@alieward @alieandgeorgia @MattMira
Part 2. Holy shiiiiit, Part 2.
Comedian, co-host of the @nerdist
podcast, writer for @midnight
and all around awesome guy @MattMira
is now Verified. Give him a follow….
Finally! Took long enough! BTW I can't stop listening to @jennyowenyoungs
Thanks for the tip!
I finally feel validated not in life, but online.
Part 2 of Slumber Party with @alieandgeorgia
will leave your jaw dropped with a SHOCKING twist: feralaudio.com/28-matt-mira-p…
The insane (and just really good) part 2 of Slumber Party with @alieandgeorgia
is here. feralaudio.com/28-matt-mira-p…
Listening to @MattMira
make excellent points about ST: Into Darkness with @aishatyler
. I love this podcast.