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Matthew Highton
There are 5 $10 tickets left for my show tonight. Get them whilst you can! fringeworld.com.au/program/event/… #FringeWorldPerth #perthfest #rushtix
Whatcha doing for Valentines day? Bringing someone special to my show! Damn right! fringeworld.com.au/program/event/… #perthfest pic.twitter.com/U7Gbr4fmLE
This guy missed out on RushTix last night, look at his reaction. 2 LEFT TONIGHT!! fringeworld.com.au/program/my_eve… #PerthFest pic.twitter.com/12HfIrlygy
Just think at some point 7 people sat down and slowly realised they had the same names as S Club. What a world folks!
Hi #PerthFest, there's still 9 $10 RushTix left for my show tonight and then its back to full price. Grab them!!! fringeworld.com.au/program/my_eve…
Hey Perth I have some RushTix for tonight $10. WHAT A STEAL! There's not many so grab them while you can fringeworld.com.au/program/event/… #FringeWorld
Okay, just walking down the street and the confronted by a shot from a horror film. Welcome Perth! pic.twitter.com/lyFyzXYRnR
Wish you could all have been here for the furious admin session the last few hours. This is what comedians live for #Fringeworld #ImAnIdiot
Great news. Due to a little admin error you can now see my Perth show at the better time of 19:15!!! fringeworld.com.au/program/event/… #fringeworld
Oh you know just a red pepper THE SIZE OF MY HEAD! pic.twitter.com/U9RcjPtI5F
Someone inserted classic horror villains into classic Disney films and it's completely brilliant. pic.twitter.com/l39w18LCTB
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Woah just told Arnie about my show at the Perth Fringe, check out his reaction. #FringeWorld fringeworld.com.au/program/event/… pic.twitter.com/67m0bW81dJ
Dirty buggers!! Right there in broad daylight??? pic.twitter.com/oDQBCUtxtK
This is the wall of my apartment whilst in Perth and it is awesome!! pic.twitter.com/0R9LK1fsBW
I sometimes think watching people wheel suitcases around an airport is the closest I'll come to seeing droids in the real world...
The forms he mentions are on stewartlee.co.uk RT @HillyFoz: From Stewart Lee about ticket touts. Please RT pic.twitter.com/0uA2HMFmnb
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My new flyerer pointed out the grammar mistake in that last tweet, he quit. Luckily I got this guy to take his place. pic.twitter.com/75V3LQeBiJ
Hi, I really want to see more of Australia whilst I'm there. Does anyone know if this is near Perth? #FringeWorld pic.twitter.com/q36EJ8o7vq
Finally finished Alien Isolation. Feel like my nerves will never be the same again. Great survival horror game, play it if you haven't!
Alien Isolation just made me jump so much, the shock caused my cat to fart!
I wasn't overly bothered about grades at school, but I couldn't help feel bad if I got a C or less at the end of Resident Evil 2.
If you're thinking, ooo that looks good. WHICH YOU ARE! You can get tickets here fringeworld.com.au/program/event/… #FringeWorld
Hey Australia, in 9 days I'm doing my first show for you. How am I picturing it? Pretty much like this. #FringeWorld pic.twitter.com/JO7NYviMNJ
"They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop."
"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world..."
"...however, and the remainder scattered before more could be killed. No more birds were sighted that day." #History #Emus
"Tthe gunners waited until the birds were at point blank range before opening fire. The gun jammed after only twelve birds were killed,"
HUMANS LOST A WAR AGAINST EMUS, how is this not the best movie ever made. It is now the focus of my life's work!
Guys, I know a lot of you are cautious and don't like to click on links, but just to be clear that last tweet was about AN ACTUAL EMU WAR!!!
Holy balls, is this the best thing I've discovered in history ever?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
I've just seen a man punch a bus! Forever shall I sing songs in his honour.
Lotta cool people coming to our free show on Sunday. Dont be a dick, be one of them #peerpressure facebook.com/events/1513356…
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Ave! Here's the GLADIATOR post-show podcast where guests share facts about the movie & Roman Empire days soundcloud.com/comedians-cine…
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If you're going to get blocked by Russell Crowe I'd say this is definitely the way to do it storify.com/PierreMenard/w…
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The @ComCineClub gang are tackling Ridley Scott's 2000 shout-fest 'Gladiator' tonight timeout.com/london/comedy/…
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I'm starting to think maybe it's a good thing mini eggs aren't all year round or I'd be hallucinating in some sort of sugar coma come June.