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Matthew Highton
LIVE on #Periscope: Comedy Thanksgiving Roast Part 2 OH ITS ROASTING!!…
LIVE on #Periscope: Comedy Thanksgiving Roast Part 2 OH ITS ROASTING!!…
Happy Lancashire day everyone, if you're not in the county you can pay homage to me personally or pictorially. #LancashireDay
No wonder cinema audiences are in decline... @ODEONCinemas
Oh and there's also this
£15.70 for the smallest screen I've ever been to, not including 3D glasses. How can the @ODEONCinemas justify that?
I bet the last tweet ever will be 'Did anyone else hear that?'
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Feedback from my pic earlier wasn't great so I've done a moody, bed shot where my feet are bunny ears. Enjoy #sultry
I saw @BethVyse's show last night at the @sohotheatre it's brave, honest, funny and a little bit nuts. 1 left tonight, go see if you can.
Is there an unsubscribe button for World War III?
Studying my analytics suggests you guys want me to sex this feed up! Here's one of those pouty pics the models do.
Very happy to announce that next year I'm working on a idiotic new show that's set in space in 2225.…
A photo from last year's escapades at The Comedy Grotto with @BobSlayer & @MattHighton
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This is a very funny show by a very funny man. Highly recommend.…
Am so overwhelmed by @NickdeSemlyen's article for @empiremagazine about my 20 year old debut - FISTFUL OF FINGERS.…
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David Bowies new track is wonderful and the video is beautiful. So happy about this. #Blackstar
'Die Hard' meets 'Home Alone' to make 'Die Alone' when @ComCineClub hits Winterville
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How on earth can @carrieffisher claim that isn't her in the shot from Blade Runner?
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Don Cheadle found his laser penis #SixWordSciFi
In this galaxy, tomorrow! @ComCineClub Star Wars Return of the Jedi with no CGI just booze!…
Our very own @MattHighton brings you the Weirdos Panto on Dec 18th...
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How anyone can believe that slaughter is justifiable, anywhere in the world, is beyond me. Paris this is so sad.
Guys I've counted, there's been more than thirteen Friday's this year. You're all talking whack! #friday13th
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If there were a prize for best event description @TheNickHelm nailed it!… buy your tickets!
Actually this is the only video that matters today, no-one else needs to make any more tweets…
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A screenwriter paid for a full page ad in The Hollywood Reporter to pitch "Die Hard 6"
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Hi @PaulChuckle2 could you RT our Charity Comedy Pantomime for @GreatOrmondSt it's great fun and a good cause!…
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Life hack: make your eyes better by strapping jam jars with candles to them. You'll be able to see further, as well as in the dark.
If I knew that Fallout 4 would be able to speak my name I might not have gone with Matt Wonderpump... #Fallout4
Excited about #TheForceAwakens don't forget to recap. 1 week today @ComCineClub is taking on Return of the Jedi!…
Must finish work and begin on my new life in the wastelands. #Fallout4
Next Tuesday, the force is strong with the club at @ThePhoenix_W1. Time Out Critics Choice…
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Every animal on #TheHunt I've greeted with "who's this idiot?" I'd ruddy like to see you survive in the Arctic Matt!
Twitter do your magic, please #share and reunite this #Veteran with his #lost #medals in #London today. #Remembrance
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If you've ever been rejected for a job in advertising, you were beaten by someone who thought of this.
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We're going to promote this thing like crazy over the next month so you better RT this shit right now:…
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In case you missed it earlier incredible horror version of the John Lewis ad… #JohnLewis #ManOnTheMoon

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