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Matthew Highton
If anyone wants to RT this link and help us sell out for Great Ormond Street that would clear up my week thanks timeout.com/london/comedy/…
This is going to be the greatest story ever told... And a lot of its set underwater, what more do you want? timeout.com/london/comedy/…
After a second watch I can safely say, for me, the Grand Budapest Hotel is a perfect film.
This was really a night to change our young lives guys...
Hard to think less than ten years ago you could have a wee without someone trying to sell you perfume. One in every household now...
Just seen a man trying to eat a shoe, a woman trying to sleep in a bath and a man pretending a box was a TV. What the fudge man!
PAY DAY PAY DAY: BUY OUR TICKETS NOW COS DA MONEY GOES TO CHARITY: timeout.com/london/comedy/… RT RT RT RT RT
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This is going to be Christmas fun! Book tickets now, all money going to Great Ormond Street. timeout.com/london/comedy/…
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Hi @GreatOrmondSt we're doing a comedy panto to raise money for you could you RT? timeout.com/london/comedy/…
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I think going through this door could be the start to the greatest fantasy epic ever! pic.twitter.com/Ko4yca4sdf
Seriously its 2014 why can't you cure illness with a shrunken crew of trained specialists injected into my bloodstream!
Ok heart be still RT“@universaluk: Remember; if something chases you… run! Watch the first trailer #JurassicWorld amp.twimg.com/v/bc67c0dd-388…
Anthony from Blue is dressed like a young Dr Evil.. #Strictly
It might sound weird but I know exactly how it'd feel to lay an egg.
I can't remember the last time I was somewhere and someone grabbed a mic and said "listen up Party People!" and we all listened and cried...
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Look I have no idea how long this will stay up on YouTube. YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH THIS #SamuraiCop youtube.com/watch?v=0DPF8h…
Somewhere, right now, there's a man in some wellies questioning his life...
Elizabethan Superheroes, what's not to love sadanduseless.com/2014/11/elizab…
I totally just got a job at InGen. Super excited! #JurassicWorld pic.twitter.com/8DTn7f32CU
This is exciting! The start of the Jurassic World marketing masraniglobal.com/main.html
I made this with the Toby sisters. They had a really messed up childhood: youtu.be/bZkGWavS524 WARNING: stick insect murder within
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BATMAN. Totally improvised. In Stokie tonight timeout.com/london/comedy/… (Oh, forgot to say, read that in Christian Bale's Batman voice)
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Please sign, private train companies are bell-ends. We shouldn't have any so lets try and keep this one public! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/keep…
She was in her 80's and I'd been her neighbour for 16 years. How was it only a second ago I noticed she had the feet of an owl...
OK no one panic but HELL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED youtube.com/watch?v=XfJasw… via @NASA
How long do we have to leave @Philae2014 on the Comet until it goes mad like Wall-E?
Don't worry @NASA I got some good footage of the Comet Landing but @CocaCola already own it... vine.co/v/Oit9jlhlnWt
We're doing a pantomime in December. RT to win a picture of @JozNorris 's weiner: timeout.com/london/comedy/…
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It's great that Bruce Springsteen gave me the basics to start a fire but the flames are getting really high now and I could do more info.
The comet landing is like Point Break when Keanu Reeves jumps onto Patrick Swayzes skydiving back except Swayzes an ice mountain in space!
Footage from the Rosetta comet landing!! vine.co/v/Oit9jlhlnWt
It's all good landing on a comet but what happens if we awake the evil locked within the ice! pic.twitter.com/QyBa0PrAFH
Anyone else getting rather excited about the first ever landing ON A COMET tomorrow?! bbc.in/1xHPVHp pic.twitter.com/KW0L8864SM
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Late to the party, but Alien Isolation is not only an impressive game but finally, after years, a decent entry into the Alien series.
Damn my spelling!!!! Damn it to Hill!!!!! I meant hell! HELLLLL! FUCK YOU and get down of that hill spelling!
#RuinA90sBand? Most of them will ruin themselves am I right guys? Guys? Hello?... *goes to pile of old cds and plays East 17 whilst weaping*
Spare a thought for all the unfortunate hermit crabs who, through no fault of their own, are now living in used, discarded trainers...