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Matthew Highton

Jaw is hurting from laughing at @FernBrady and @sarapascoe at @laughoutlondon tonight and they're just previewing. Go see their shows!
How the hell do cold sales calls still exist? Who is keeping them in business by not immediately hanging up, let alone buying stuff? Own up!
I'm not doing Edinburgh this year, but I am gonna MC the hell (very light warm up) out of some of these fantastic previews. GRAB DEM TIX! twitter.com/laughoutlondon…
Here's my #WexMondays Jarvis up past his bed time and looking grumpy in the shadows.
George Romero, an absolute master who changed the game and it's only because of him, if he reanimated we'd know what to do. RIP
The UKs version of Mad Max is INCREDIBLE!!
Yep that's right - real should. Not really. REAL!
You real should. I'm very proud of this bit of work. twitter.com/JozNorris/stat…
Nothing sexier than publicly stirring a cup of tea with a pen. Phwwwoooaaar!
Very good people putting something good on for a great cause. If you live that way do go x twitter.com/weirdoscomedy/…
Theresa Mays brother reacts to tear comment.
All those years fighting... But who am I, without the Hamburglar...
BRAND NEW FLIPCHART VIDEO! It's about @elonmusk and it features @jayforeman. Please RT so Elon will see it! youtu.be/M9hVR5_9Jlk
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I'm sat on @natmetcalfe and he is loving it!!!
LONDON put down your Dinglehoppers and click on the link to get tickets for this Friday's The Little Mermaid! eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedians-ci…
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I imagine this is how @stevemcneil would react to an actual death. #Go8Bit
Someone just sneezed next to me and then my ears started to ring. Sadly, this is the closest I'll come to be an action hero.
PLEASE MAKE THIS!!!!! Thanks @bechillcomedian for showing me and knowing EXACTLY what I love. twitter.com/ThotlineMiami/…
The BBC asked me to make a guide to help Irish people thinking of moving to the UK. I really hope this video helps! youtube.com/watch?v=JfP-uk…
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"Do you know how many times I, *hic* I saved this fecking kingdom?" "I think you've had enough Mr Mario." "It's Super Mr Mario, you prick!"
Oh no biggy guys just me with Roger Christian holding an ORIGINAL LIGHTSABER!!
My office for the next few days.
I love Bill Nye. Or to go by his full name, William New Years Eve.
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It's lunch time! If youve not watched this bit of madness yet click play and have @TwiceBriceBrice change your life! youtube.com/watch?v=Z_UNI4…
Wow! The battle scenes in War of the Planet of the Apes look INSANE!
Just did @pinataplay Brilliant gig full of lots of experimental interesting things. Not enough of them about. Check it out some time.
Doesn't it say everything about the Country when a single parking space earns more than a lot of it's workers? #ToryBritain #publicsectorpay
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I'm in a whatsapp group for dog walkers and someone just posted their dogs playing and I cannot cope with this little fella's face.
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Short of the Day: Michel Gondry Uses an iPhone – and only an iPhone – to Shoot ‘Detour’ ops.fyi/2syQzyw
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LONDON our July run at @Aces_Bar starts this Friday with INDEPENDENCE DAY! Tickets £5 here eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedians-ci…
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Hammond, the crazy son of a bitch - he did it!
When you hang my painting, please let everyone know I had tiny legs.
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
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Oh just a little video of how to break the ice at parties. IT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!! facebook.com/HightonsBuffoo…
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Two clowns by the name of @TwiceBriceBrice et @MattHighton have made this mad video and its insanely brilliant. facebook.com/HightonsBuffoo…
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Look what & and @MattHighton did! Why? Because we could! Also, might help a few people who are nervous at parties. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_UNI4…
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Oh just a little video of how to break the ice at parties. IT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!! facebook.com/HightonsBuffoo…
1:30am and Ive just finished the edit on something I made with @TwiceBriceBrice that is absolutely nuts. Can't wait to show it off.
LONDON Throughout July we have a season of Friday late night classics taking place in @Aces_Bar Tickets £5 COME!! eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedians-ci
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Hebden Bridge! We're doing TWO shows for @hbaf on Saturday, with THREE excellent acts and it is gonna be ONEderful! hebdenbridgeartsfestival.co.uk/comedy-club-4-…
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Artist Replaced ‘Jurassic Park’ Dinos With “Dinosaurs” from ’90s Series bloody-disgusting.com/news/3444105/a…
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Winner! For when you have a tea straight after a tea... twitter.com/kiddy683/statu…
Tea-riffic work (I've not punned on here for ages, feels goooood). twitter.com/laughoutlondon…
Honestly think we need a term for having a cup of tea then instantly another. Lets vote:
 
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