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Matthew Highton
Snow White And The Seven Samurai #FairyTaleAMovie
The Big Bad Wolf Of Wall Street #FairyTaleAMovie
Astronauts are gonna be pretty weirded out when they revisit the moon and find all the sticks we've thrown at it.
I'm all for dark remakes, but the Martian could have at least attempted to put Matt Damon in the original costume!
Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way.
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Furby Necronomicon for when you need to conjure Furby Deadites. @GroovyBruce @AshvsEvilDead #horror #evildead
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Pre-order my new book, The Actual One, memoirs of my twenties, ere! ***shameless plug over***
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.@ComedyClub4Kids @DecMunro @reedcouk he's your real father and is crumbling under three decades of guilt.
Hey Bristolian Warchild, you coming to enjoy our version of POINT BREAK on 24th September?…
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"Bummer" "She was still warm" funniest throw away line I've heard in a long time. Great work Top Coppers.
My suggestion Nothing Compares with a twist: "It's Corbyn 7 hours and 15 days since you took your love away..."
If I was the Queen I'd take the high ground and publically sing a song about Corbyn.
Midnight In Paris Hilton's The Hottie And The Nottie #BadMovieMashups
Kiss Kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang #BadMovieMashups
Me and @EricLampaert chilling on set for @ComCineClub tonight. Last shout out for Jaws… 7pm
This weekend I had a horrible Lynchian dream where I was stroking a Labrador with a hulking great lizards tail. Any ideas what it means?
Tonight we do THE BEST FILM EVER for @ComCineClub JAWS! Tickets are cheaper in advance.…
I know all about you, you don't go in the water at all! WELL JAWS TOMORROW SHOULD CHANGE THAT…
Memorable Lion King at @Bestival's Amphitheatre. Great team picture (Minus Simba)
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LIVE on #Periscope: Off to Bestival with the Funny People part 2…
LIVE on #Periscope: On the way to Bestival with the Funny People…
Watching Bait with @bechillcomedian she's bloody scared mate
Another headline that could have been written by Chris Morris…
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Big up to all you people taking 5 minutes out of your work day to silently, but violently, swear at the toilet.
Next Tues @ComCineClub do JAWS! Featuring classic lines such as "This boat isn't big enough" and many more.…
Sept 24th: @ComCineClub comes to town for POINT BREAK. ★★★★ "Delightfully weird" – TIME OUT
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To look at photos of #acms' Live Mario Kart is to beam...and regret picking up the fallen banana peel. Urgh.
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Similarly, a modem was an early version of telekinesis. They were all destroyed early in the millennia after waking an ancient darkness.
For the youngsters asking: a floppy disc was a place to store memories in the pursuit of immortality. Much like your cryogenics or Instagram
Dear @PlayStation happy 20th. Please can I have one of your anniversary controllers? I promise I'll walk it every day!
Thought I'd come up with a great idea for a film, turns out I just remembered the plot to The Double.
You may note that for a long time after death I am a vengeful spirit, but eventually I find peace.
Gonna write my biography in emojis. Here's the first draft: 🍼👪😜😢😩🎉🎉😎😎😎🎉🎉👣🐳😼😺👫🌈🌅🌄🐸😁👹👹💩💩🙀👣👣👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻😇
No matter how realistic you paint eyes on your toaster, your girlfriend will never believe it’s been sent from the future to destroy you.
Incredible way of making my two star review seem like I didn't hate the film
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Legend was great. I never knew that at the height of their criminality the Kray twins killed a unicorn?
1 week until @ComCineClub re-enact my favourite film JAWS!!! Bring your goddamn city hands!
Finished #UntilDawn last night and already want to replay it. The most immersive horror experience I've ever played/watched.

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