I had a celebrity fat phase. That was awesome.
Saw this written on the wall at Rutgers and couldn't agree more. @aLlamasays
Just bought my Beater Board. Im ready for summer and the beach.
I'd rather be covered in sweat at the gym, than covered in clothes at the beach.
Calc one and Calc two were easier than Stats for Research. About to fail this test.
Can't wait to be down the beach in 2 months.
Will the phillies be over .500 this year?
Free rockstar #rockstartruck
If a mosquito is biting you, and you flex that muscle, it'll explode.
How to hide your beer can
RIP Shain Gandee, you were the reason I watched buckwild! #ShainGandee #RIP
I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So that whenever I forget, it will tell me "Your password is incorrect."
Where has all my motivation gone? #college
If I was home that would have been a good sixers game to go to.
Great night turned bad fast. Fuck the police
After dropping my iPhone on concrete again time to get a case.
No going back
Love how Getting in a debate that Jordan is better thank Lebron... Lead to us watching space jam at 130am @CodyScissorneck
Fire alarm goes off 5 hours before i have to get up fuck @CodyScissorneck
Ray Lewis is ending careers/lives. Good job murdering it out there on the field. Left the 49ers looking like a deer antler in headlights.
Fuck Donald Trump for trying to sue @MacMiller
. Everyone wants a piece of his money now that he has made it.
"What, were you fuckin a a Smurf?" - @mattcasello
Nothing better than having my first class at 5:00pm on Tuesdays. Gotta try and not over sleep.
A friend will knock on your door. A best friend will walk in and start eating from your fridge.
Rutgers isn't the same without @StevenReyes_
If one day we all go to jail for downloading music, I really hope that they split us up by music genre.
last night I'm able to sleep in, then back on the school grind...
Found out i dont have school tomorrow. What a relief.
Wow, I really did not want Chip Kelly
REPORTS: At halftime, Sherman and Browner finally agreed to share their Adderall with the rest of the team. #WeveGotAGame @NFLRT
It's okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week
I wonder what all these dreams I'm having mean
Whenever clay and Tyler gk back to Virginia or whenever nick leaves I get so depressed😑😑�@clay_shapiro
There's a problem when my mom has got the fan in the open window when it's snowing outside
I'm still too young to gamble....and drink.
Philly need allen iverson back
Steve's favorite president @StevenReyes_
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name and I do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being.
Pizza, Christmas music and hanging ornaments with family and girlfriend. @aLlamasays @sncasello
y'all wanna talk about the struggle????
Monday night football munchies.
Don't lie to the girl of your life for the hoe of the night.
Put this into perspective: the Phillies have more recently won a game then the Eagles.