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Matt Benihanascoter
Please explain how I open my burger and find this in my food. @BurgerKing
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When somebody who dips is talking about "their girl" its either their lifted Chevy truck or their cousin
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My gf left me because I play too much CoD but she'll feel real stupid when I hit 500 subscribers on my trickshotting YouTube channel
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just witnessed a parent sprint to the bus to hand their kid their ID
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I heard the 2016 Ford Raptor comes with a log of Copenhagen and a Blu-Ray copy of American Sniper.
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Yeah the civics test went well
This nigga slap your girl ass in the club, what do you do?
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If someone has a pv yearbook dm me
It's always my luck to get sick At the worst times
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I think I just found the original "what are those????" 😂�LU
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Happy birthday to my boy atom bomb @adamnelson45
I'd like to thank the cop I just criminally sped by for allowing me to continue to do so❤️
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subway marketing advisor 1: "why the fuck not" but replace fuck with GUAC like guacamole subway marketing advisor 3: dam thats good
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Passing all of your finals is probably the best feeling in the world.
Love how one person can ruin your entire life.
Feelin lost?? Sometimes God lets u hit rock bottom so that u find out He is the rock at the bottom. He's got u! Sleep easy fam
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Can anyone tell me if the capuano final was hard??
Happy birthday to the best cousin in the world!! @a_benscoter Thanks for making all of my vacations the best
whoever has Ross for regular bio use Ms. Baird's study guide key on her website in the calendar, it's the same study guide w/ answers
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Dont tell God how big ur storm is. Tell the storm how big ur God is! When God is for u who can stop u? Sleep easy fam
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S/O to my boys @GammaLabs for the energy to do almost 10 hours of homework straight. Your stuff's great.
12 AM and I am still doing homework...
My grandma took a tumblr down the stairs and can only speak in memes 😞
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Making fun of autistic kids but you look like...
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