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Matt Benihanascoter
swag 95 followers
if any of my teachers give me homework the week before spring break, ill be so mad that Ill make a relateable vine about it
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Phx paramedics had to rescue 3 teen girls who got lost on a hike after consuming mushrooms.
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teacher: *hands me a worksheet* me: *autographs it and hands it back* always happy to meet a fan
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Got a notebook check tomorrow didn't want to copy the notes down
you know who used to use relatable humor? hitler. and look what happened there.
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Yep, the new Dodge quad comes with its own dip cup. *Read in redneck voice*
Bringing cards to school starting an underground gambling club...
dude that was so tight when you made fun of that person for using the wrong form of “your” haha that was fucking sick. you own.
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I hate seeing people I hate at canes not saying any names but @KilianSidney
All 21 beheaded Egyptian Christians, given the opportunity to convert, chose not to. As they were killed, each called out:“Jesus is Lord.”
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If the weather wanted to decide if it wants to be hot or cold that would be great
If I gave up trying for lent so if my teaches fail me for anything I'll sue them for infringing on my religious beliefs
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wow thx mam n dad best brthday ever my 2 favrit things neat hats an the AZ cards
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4 middle schoolers just walked into jimmy johns and got told there out of French bread then they say "omg this is cray" saying the letters
It's weird when someone talks shit about you & you don't even know who they are 😂
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Got my drivers license or whatever...
Why does my doctors office always have hgtv... The receptionist must really like love it or list it
How Spanish class goes: come in stamp homework, go over homework for 45 minutes. get a new homework assignment leave
Was absent last week but my bio teacher insisted I didn't take the test today