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Matt Benihanascoter
I'd like to thank the cop I just criminally sped by for allowing me to continue to do so❤️
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subway marketing advisor 1: "why the fuck not" but replace fuck with GUAC like guacamole subway marketing advisor 3: dam thats good
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Passing all of your finals is probably the best feeling in the world.
Love how one person can ruin your entire life.
Feelin lost?? Sometimes God lets u hit rock bottom so that u find out He is the rock at the bottom. He's got u! Sleep easy fam
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Can anyone tell me if the capuano final was hard??
Happy birthday to the best cousin in the world!! @a_benscoter Thanks for making all of my vacations the best pic.twitter.com/Xu9NCINF7E
whoever has Ross for regular bio use Ms. Baird's study guide key on her website in the calendar, it's the same study guide w/ answers
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Dont tell God how big ur storm is. Tell the storm how big ur God is! When God is for u who can stop u? Sleep easy fam pic.twitter.com/sKYGWa9qOy
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S/O to my boys @GammaLabs for the energy to do almost 10 hours of homework straight. Your stuff's great.
12 AM and I am still doing homework...
My grandma took a tumblr down the stairs and can only speak in memes 😞
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Does anyone have a quizlet for bio
Please retweet this. He is missing. He is 17, autistic and non verbal. Please spread the word pic.twitter.com/6mGQ5L8HUb
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Feel like life trying to drown u? Remember ur lifeguard walks on water! Sleep easy fam pic.twitter.com/RqmmX3zTTS
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If anyone needs something to watch on Netflix I suggest Arrow. Would rate 10/10 and recommend to a friend
[police sketch] "does he have any tattoos" yea he had a tribal tat "o shit thats sick" he killed my family
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Is it weird that I'm kinda sad school is ending?
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if any of my teachers give me homework the week before spring break, ill be so mad that Ill make a relateable vine about it
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Phx paramedics had to rescue 3 teen girls who got lost on a hike after consuming mushrooms. pic.twitter.com/5sCpeIcVMC
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teacher: *hands me a worksheet* me: *autographs it and hands it back* always happy to meet a fan
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Got a notebook check tomorrow didn't want to copy the notes down pic.twitter.com/AbZ7nDzPb9
you know who used to use relatable humor? hitler. and look what happened there.
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Yep, the new Dodge quad comes with its own dip cup. *Read in redneck voice*




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