Obsession with your face is a disease. Do women even know what they be putting on their face...?
WHY AM I STILL AT WORK.. LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO NOTHING IS ON
Im due to make curry goat & rice and pea with a upside down pineapple cake....
"I don't know how but somehow you keep on blessing me"
Im due to get married....
So I downloaded #snapchat
add me wackieman . Im bored send me some jokes
*NEW* Wiley - I Was Born In The Cold (Cassar Remix) soundcloud.com/cassar-music-1…
Got bullshit on repeat today.. big up @STORImusic
Hoes be looking for superman but walk past Clarke Kent everyday....
Quick power nap before work..
Seen about five women sporting the MOvember look.. come on now wax on wax off..
Who looked in the mirror and said candy man 5 times #SweetsForTheSweet
One a plus side.. tell your loved ones you love them and kiss your children goodnight every night and your winning...
If you let someone hurt you time and time again then it's self inflicted. Chin up & wash your hands with them...
IF YOU CAN ONLY COUNT GOOD FRIENDS ON ONE HAND THAT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.
People that only get in contact when they want something they need to go too. 》 time to clean out the hanging baggage LOL
thats it brother!! Same for me aswell pal" 《 truth 》
Remember when your on your bum who really cares tho... but who is round your feet when your nice.... them people need to go
How can you sit indoors or round a pals and sniff coke.. thats trampy lol
What will some man do when they hit 40 and being a MC is long... JSA?? Soon to be peak for mans as most can't make money on road lol
Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
Q: What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? A: Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.
People still say the same shit ten years on. Open your skull and press REFRESH please..
who is this bean head?? Wife and mistress are both dogs.....
"You burnt the food so black it stole my bike"
Still up............. what's on my mind keeping me up.......?
If you follow fashion your a rebore... wear what you like not what they like....
If your happy and you know it press RETWEET
Its never to late but it always seems to be..
Matthew is a weasel. He is the jungles ian beal #imacelebritygetmeoutofhere
Interview with a vampire....
You know them friends that don't return calls but then expect you to do favours. .... #AreTheyFriendsAnymore
Two snoring women beside me lol love them
Don't cry over spilt milk..... let the cats lick it up
If you don't speak it don't tweet it
showed man levels lol
Only got xmas day off, big up my workplace tho..
To this day the snakes are closer than we think
Beard gone.... fell smooth