I really do not like the twitter app at the moment, why have you gotta change shit
I don't understand how people have the money to go clubbing every single weekend
I still love Tyler the creator
Which one of you nasty bitches gave me a sore throat
Am I really expected to wake up everyday?
Oh no the insomnia is starting again
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE TWITTER APP
Have you found recently your phone battery life goes far too quickly? Here's a solution pic.twitter.com/O1FxYRcB2z
Where can I get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
If a girl likes Joey Essex, they're the type of girls who don't go for personality at all
I just can't stand Joey Essex he's just so fucking stupid it irritates me
Big up anyone who watches dexter 🔪💉
I'm hotter than everyone
Seriously, my body temperature is at nearly 40°C
Is it too soon to make a Christmas list?
Christmas is coming up soon holy shit 🎅🎄
No I don't want to get up to work 😭
☀️ probably the last time I get to whip out the aviators this year 😭
So you like bad guys huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything
Leave me alone I want to stay in bed
My DMs are hashtag dead forevs
I want to do everything in the world but I also want to constantly sleep forever, do you see my problem?
Does anyone else have a family who just decide to have dinner really late?
No matter how much sleep I have, I will always be tired
Imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
How boys wake up in the morning:
Brain: "Oh fuck."
Body: "Don't get up."
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!"
If you smell good I will be 300% more attracted to you
*touches hot person's bum*
sorry it was an assident
So this message has been sent to several students of my college. What the actual fuck pic.twitter.com/lJaFmktZkD
Everything is just so complex, so complicated, so fuck this shit, so fuck dat shit
I'm a heartbreaker what the fuck is wrong with me
I hate being dragged to places 😡
I told my friend that they are doing a good job with the whole movember thing
She doesn't want to be friends with me anymore
Oh no I'm going to get drunk again tonight 😷
Life is so much better when you have a car
This weather is actually disgusting
I don't like this new twitter ewww
Okay so Johnny Depp is acting literally half a mile away from where I live, what the fuck! I'M GOING TO FIND HIM AND MEET HIM TOMORROW
Finally insured! First drive😬
Apparently Johnny Depp was in a pub less than a mile away from me and I'm so annoyed that I'm not an alcoholic right now
Dreading tomorrow oh my god
Why is this nigga tryna grind me while I strike a pose😒