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who actually has the time to catfish
i like the one closest to her lmao
my fav typo is when you're tryna say how but instead you call them a hoe
eww a spider just came on my phone, he came - on my phone
a conversation I heard: guy: where are u from? girl: portsmouth guy: sorry? girl: portsmouth guy: i heard where you're from I'm just sorry
just gonna leave this here
when you have two exams in one day
it's so eww when you find a hair on you, especially when it's not even your hair colour, like who's being throwing pubes at me
i hate when you wear rly nice underwear & you get sad cos no ones gonna see them
t wayne - nasty freestyle is such a shit song though first let me- no first I'm gonna let you shut the fuck up
my hair sucks
i saw this on facebook n I couldn't stop laughing
if anyone asks me to arm wrestle, I'm good
whenever someone says "entertain me" - robbie williams 'let me entertain you' always manages to play in my head
i really want an apple watch
when u masturbate ur basically lying to ur genitals
alright it's official, I have lost all motivation
whenever you sing in the car
if the voice in ur head is you, who's the one listening to it
excuse me your girl a stalker, shocker, she call me daddy but she ain't my daughter
some people just wear the uniform
the worst part of all this is that, she is so shit at guitar hero
& no, girl farts do not smell like flowers and rainbows
my housemate is getting too chummy with me, starting to fart in front of me n stuff, NO BABE, girls don't poo & they don't fart
my housemates are the sweetest, they brought me breakfast in bed cos I'm hungover af❤️❤️❤️
ur very pretty when i'm drunk
i am fucked rudeboy
i am so bored, i wanna go out but i have no friends
fuck revision, play guitar hero with me & discover we're rockstars and we'll be rich n popular
should be doing work but instead I'm playing guitar hero