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Patrick Bateman
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Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face
Girl: "want to come over and watch a movie?"
It's been proven that blonde girls always succeed in terms of getting my attention anyway
I think there's something wrong with me, I sleep way too much, it's most probably because I'm getting depressed over exam stress
Horrible weather for weed smokers lol don't do drugs kids
Guys help, I'm stuck in a predicament Which option do I take A) Sleep B) Eat KFC C) Share KFC with you (not really an option)
Lonely night in 😔
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
That's me and the balls represent everything that I have to learn for my exams
Has anyone else got an indestructible iPhone? I've dropped it so many times, and not a single scratch or crack
Did you notice how all my interests are related somehow to the media?
A list of some of my interests -Music -Girls -Cars -Fashion -Money -Technology -Football -Partying & Drinking -Driving -Festivals & Events
Pushing little children, with their fully automatics, they like to push the weak around
Why am I nocturnal, why can't I be one of those people who can get to sleep easily & wake up at like 6 or 7 o'clock comfortably
Plot twist: there's actually a party in my pants, but no one RVSP'd
If we don't hug when we greet each other, we aren't that close
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Oh
I can't wait to have those long summer nights and not having to worry about anything.