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Patrick Bateman
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Why am I nocturnal, why can't I be one of those people who can get to sleep easily & wake up at like 6 or 7 o'clock comfortably
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Plot twist: there's actually a party in my pants, but no one RVSP'd
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If we don't hug when we greet each other, we aren't that close
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Oh vine.co/v/M1zunnOplJg
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I can't wait to have those long summer nights and not having to worry about anything.
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Looking at all your failing assignments online like vine.co/v/M1a9Qz26tuQ
😂 I hate how accurate this picture ispic.twitter.com/scikFThQg55
I can't take a gangster pose profile picture in this house, all the wallpapers are so gay pic.twitter.com/aXU5KtZy6Y
I'm sorry I took your daughter's virginity, it won't happen again
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" pic.twitter.com/16AyWSXDpw
Do you treat people how they treat you but sometimes don't because it's out of your character? pic.twitter.com/esIqnkFgxc
Like why am I still awake
This cat is such a demon looking one, like she wakes me up in the middle of the night sometimes and it's horrible pic.twitter.com/3iinAQQaVs
I want those car cinemas to still exist for those summery nights where there is nothing else to do
I was born in the era where a good morning text is considered the most romantic gesture ever, fuck off
I go through stages of being obsessed with the opposite sex and forgetting they exist
Girl hosting a party: yay girls dress cute n heels Me hosting a party: bitches wear something tight