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I need a punching bag in my room, it's illegal to hit people so
@lannon321: @MarniGill SHARING” SUCK A DICK BITCH
I'm on the verge of frenzy, don't read my twitter anymore, read the news, they will update you on my current status
I guess it's me myself n all my chicken nuggets
Ffs I'm alone, I'm so lonely
I just looked down at my plate and there is so much peri peri salt on it ffs more chips pls
WHY DO YOU ALL READ MY TWEETS SO INTENTLY I AM A RAGING ALCOHOLIC AND I SAY SHIT I DON'T MEAN WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING MCDONALDS
FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS R LIFE
Idk what happened tonight but I'm cooking chicken nuggets n chips rn and I love life
Hahaha oh shit it's half 1
Omfg whoever this guy is, he's the realest pic.twitter.com/leNtFft6d7
I've gotta stop being a dick
@jaleesaraex: i know it's meant as a compliment but "are you a model" makes me really uncomfortable 😬” luckily no one asks you then
@MeganBurlandd: I wish there was a supplement that made you hair grow an inch whenever you wanted.” Guys want a similar thing for their...
Best Halloween costume, parenting, you're doing it right vine.co/v/ObnXqe6taU5
Do you work in subway cos you've just gave me a foot long🌚
If you think I tweet too much suck a pimpled covered dick
Can I just win the lottery so I don't have to worry about my future
The constant wait for your favourite artist or band to make new music 😑
Remember when acting really dumb was attractive? No me neither
How much better would Jeremy Kyle be if it was hosted by Karl Pilkington
Teacher: do you all understand? Me: vine.co/v/OKx2w7atQFY
I feel like a cat, all I do is sleep
I need help, I've gotta stop being lazy
@naaaaeeee____: I need a phone 😡” no one give this person a phone, they clearly have one in their icon
@johnnyaltimari: All I wanna do is drink” yo man I think you should go to some alcoholics anonymous meetings
When I look at my timeline at night, I'm looking at all your tweets thinking what drugs are you kids on man wtf
You all go to bed so early Or do I go to bed so late 😦
I'm too poor for a Nandos so can someone treat me please
Why is bed so much more comfier in the morning 😩
I simply cannot be fucked today
Like people that are glued to their smartphone are people you don't need in your life, they're so fucking boring
The reason why I don't reply quickly is purely because I don't wanna be one of those people that is constantly on their phone texting n shit
'I only talk to guys that are like 6'10 or over' lol ok then
If it's still dark outside I should be asleep still
When someone tries to wake you up pic.twitter.com/Jm855IQEc5
If Monday morning was a person vine.co/v/MwPHXzJqxhB
Swear down, a cat just retweeted my tweet
Hey good morning you, you're gonna have a lovely day today, make sure you think positively 🌟
Someone shout hail satan with me let's summon our nigga
I haven't slept yet and I feel like satan
@rachelwinterss: HAHAHAHAH I hate boys I give up” tired of girls hating people with dicks just cos one of them acted like a dick
@__ShesChocolate: Sexually frustrated 😕” hey has anyone got any water cos this bitch thirsty