is an earthquake on mars called a marsquake?
"Dude chill she said Rawr XD to me first i swear bro"
i hate when you're in a mood because that one particular person isn't giving you their attention
My freshers is going so well, burnt my room down last night 😅z
if u rate impractical jokers i rate u
every time i work at my dads shop, some lady comes in & takes pics of me w/ her ipad, DO U KNO HOW BAIT THAT IS, holding a tv up to snap man
there are twelve black dots at the intersections in this image - your brain won't let you see them all at once
when ur feeling down and someone tells u to cheer up
i hate when you're having a good dream and someone wakes you up 😒
most people get drunk on saturday night but i went to a restaurant and ate chicken wings, a half rack of ribs & a rib-eye steak w chips lol
just caught my 24 yr old bro cleaning his room whilst listening to hollaback girl
bro: the beats produced by pharrell
interstellar is one of the best films ever made
people want to see you do better
but not better than them
sorry i couldn't hear you over my internal monologue
2016 presidential elections:
"i don't like your driving"
every time i watch the olympics, i think to myself, fuck i wish my parents made me do a sport from a young age
i am questioning my sanity as i keep seeing the same excessively overweight gentleman eating a meal on different benches around my town
i just want everyday to be stress-free
I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.
me & my bro simultaneously opened a can of coke, realised that we were both in sync, and then without saying anything, we touched coke cans
i spend a lot of time in the mirror for someone who is ugly af
just tried this on my gf. she is now non verbal and has a fit every time she sees the colour green. twitter.com/SexualGif/stat…
mcdonald's workers rly are special, spent £4.98 paid with a £50 note, this guy gave me £65.02 back, thanks for paying me to eat ur shit food