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Fresh bed sheets will forever be the one
Still one of the best vines ever vine.co/v/hZrqebwVVWM
Benefit of having a double chin vine.co/v/O5EFWItE2mP
Let's face it, if your recently used looks like this, you're a whiny little bitch pic.twitter.com/JyweBV50y6
Sometimes I have confidence, usually when I'm drunk
Oh shit it's only 5 o'clock
I'm so fucking lazy man
I don't go a day without music
Snapchat: MarniGill
Whoever threw that paper your mums a hoe
Twitter is usually dead AF at this time :(
Everyone on I'm a celebrity get me out of here pisses me off tho
Idgaf what you say, sundays are for relaxing
"You two would be cute together" tell me something I don't know faggot
So who's getting drunk tonight 🍻
When you're just in your towel and cbfa to get ready pic.twitter.com/COCZ3swDTk
Fav if you're up
So I go to the pub with my mates, walk out and leave, this drunk guy handed me £25 and gave me a piggy back and wouldn't take his money back
And by turn up I mean, turn up the volume on television cos this news is really interesting
AYY ITS FRIDAY TURN UP
Okay well are you sitting on a phone? Cos I swear dat ass is calling me
I mean have you been sitting on a pile of sugar? Cos you have a pretty sweet ass
But seriously this is what Friday nights should be like pic.twitter.com/FFNAZjpDfD
Are you sitting on a F5 key cos dat ass is refreshing
I take it back, the train has wifi, shit is popping off now, party on the train
Don't ask a girl if she's on her period cos she's being a dick, she'll throw a baseball bat to your skull
It's Friday fucking cheer up
The OF tape vol.2 is still one of my favourites
There's a bookshop that puts descriptions on plain wrapping paper so you don't judge a book by it's cover pic.twitter.com/4e5j8B3AoM
Spreading peri peri salt all over your chips is also the one
Chicken nuggets are banging tho
People are getting laid in the world and I'm here talking about chicken nuggets smh
I'm gonna put it out there ok... MCDONALD CHICKEN NUGGETS > OVEN CHICKEN DIPPERS > OVEN CHICKEN NUGGETS