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marni

remember when you used to hear "what did the fox say" everyday? that was not a good period in time
hahahahahaha what
when the tv remote isn't working
me: *eats big meal* me: i'm so full me: *15 mins later*
you know there's people out there who don't brush their teeth before they go bed and those people are called fucking animals
me: *spends £5* me:
dolphins are so majestic
"well, fuck" - my reaction to everything
i wonder what it's like to know what the fuck is going on
romeo: u got snapchat?
i just want to be rich so i can do things like this all the time
don't feel bad for making the right decisions that upset other people
me when i think i made a hilarious tweet vs my followers
when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
idea of a perfect date? DD/MM/YYYY other formats are just confusing
assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID numbers
when she doesn't take hints well so you gotta add more detail
i'm so sick of looking at my bank balance and not seeing £10,000,000
"opened 2m ago"
we need an alarm clock that stabs you in the throat if you press the snooze button
her: go deeper me: i'm all out of conspiracy theories
how to understand girls:
you need to put a regular sized carrot inside a bag of baby carrots so they have sufficient adult supervision
general election time
smh someone dropped their loaf of bread
How are you not going to vote for Corbyn after he's joined to Boy Better Know
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i actually can't stand people that smell like shit, poor hygiene or whatever the case, move from me you make me want to throw up
squint a lot to see how vodka works
technically you can live the rest of your life without eating you'll starve to death but it was the rest of your life
when you have to type your password and someone's looking at the keyboard
reincarnation is real, picasso was here
whatever he's selling, i'm buying
i don't understand people who don't like the taste of water... it's just the taste of your mouth, brush your dutty tongue
stop shaming people who like to drink milk our bones are strong but our hearts are not
When I watch this video, it makes me think of Brexit.
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when you see some dumb shit on your timeline
do you reckon in like 500 years they'll talk about us in history lessons as the internet addicted generation
*sexually strokes wall until light switch is found* wow what a turn on
how dry is my phone?
don't you hate it when money goes away when you spend it
3 stages of life: 1. birth 2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 3. death
do you ever form emotional attachments to tabs you have had open for a long time
when you run out of student loan
how's revision going?
 
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