everybody dies but not everybody lives
live your lives my friends🌴
coping with girls in 2016:
tbh still just waiting for frank ocean to drop an album, frank(yh i call him frank cos best friends) if you're reading this, please man
views from the captain obvious twitter.com/dareal___joker…
have you guys heard that new drake song hotline bling it's really really good
me tryna get that summer body:
smh why can't you edit tweets yet for accidental spelling mistakes
does anyones mum still pull of this little stunt???
i am capable of pushing a fucking trolley mother
apologies if this applies to you but i
i think we've all experienced the "what's my name on your phone?" from an unsaved number
is beyonce's song actually about jay-z???
don't make eye contact with people in public, i just did, and this girl asked if i wanted to talk about jesus christ n i said no
i have a real obsession with fresh bed sheets
i just love puns
if you're good at making puns you have a v special place in my heart honestly
"if u need crayon u man shout me"
we all have that one friend:
would honestly love to cook dinner for a girl one day
what the actual fuck, please stop predicting people's deaths twitter.com/future_dilf/st…
all you need to know about politics:
you realise haters only hate because they can't be you, so never stop being you, you keep doing you homie
r.i.p prince, thanks to you, i've been out numerous times where cougars have told me i remind them of you, think it's the skin colour idk
which of the following do you prefer to do:
why should you start exercising?
depression is a disease caused by a high-stress, industrialised, modern lifestyle that is incompatible with our genetic evolution
how to save disappointment 101:
-don't rely on anything or anyone
The "How You Know When a Girl Feeling You" Thread
could you imagine a world where physical training is compulsory and everyone had a ridiculously hot body
bae: wait for me in bed
horoscopes are fun aren't they, watching netflix all day because you have 'high energy naturally derived by cosmic sources'