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Marley Digsby
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Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
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Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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my grades are going down, i’m yelling timber
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BITCH how bout you put some sand in your vagina make them crabs feel more at home.
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Wanna be my Girlfrien? I didn't put the D, you'll get that later
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Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in VaChina.
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"Send me a pic" is where a girl loses all respect for you. 😒😒😒
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u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* slides $20 across the table* how about now
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You like dragons? Cause in a minute I'ma be dragon these nuts across yo face.
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What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit
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I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say. *takes off sunglasses* I tore that pussy up.
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