NOBODY'S POST-IT NOTE GAME COMES EVEN CLOSE TO MINE, PEOPLE!!!
Thanks for all your suggestions I bought this book because @upsidedowntrash
The earliest recorded use of that Snapchat filter.
Get you a man who can do Hoth
IT (2017) "Floating is something everybody that is down here does..."
when your friend's approval ratings drop below 35 percent
Sick dog. Online arguing. Coffee.
This is the core of my team. Also have Arizona's defense and Justin Tucker kicking. Yep.
Great gift from my son. Now lives on my backpack
Vet dog is less than stoked.
Haters will say it's photoshopped.
Our B&B room looks like a zebra hit the wall at 200 mph
This could be bus but you plane
I'm sorry, the old Mark can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because
"The old Taylor can't come to the phone right n--"
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THIS IS AN AWFUL TWEET
GO AHEAD AND
DON'T GIVE A DAMN I'M NOT EVER DELETING