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Mark Davidson
My wife keeps talking about how she has to go to Jim. Who the **** is Jim? Great. Now she wants me to go to Jim with her. So not cool!
TIL: Never go bass to trout. #sushi
"Remember the 'I have no idea what I'm doing dog'? I am her owner and here is a small album of more pictures of her"
Password Security: Why the XKCD "horse battery staple" is not correct…
Don’t Listen to Snapchat’s Excuses. Security Is Its Job…
Dropbox Denies 7M Password Leak, Says Stolen Logins Are From Other Sites…
How Apple Gets You To Buy New iPhones Over And Over Again [The Huffington Post]
I refer to the garbage man as the "waste management technician". It's a profoundly important job that doesn't get enough recognition.
I don't know if I should be offended or impressed that the dog is smarter than me. Such social engineering. Wow.
The dog found an exploit between me and my wife today, allowing him to get an extra bowl of kibble. I've been outfoxed by a dog. #h4><0r3'd
A few years ago we found NASA mixed metric & US with disasterous results.… @orlaghob @markdavidson
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@markdavidson: I know what you mean about metric. Perhaps this will help...
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I'm pretty sure that the metric system is a communist plot to force good hardworking Americans to purchase two sets of tools.
The iPhone 6 doesn't bend in your pocket... It adapts to the shape of your body. Revolutionary.
New Hotness: iPhone 6 origami. Old and Busted: Recharging iPhone 6 in the microwave.
On a slow news day, a journalist can use a site called "4chan" to discover ranty posts that can be made to look factual rather than ranty.
I think that one day, writing humorous observations about content on the internet will become popular.
Mad scientist unleashes minion of covert-operative cats to map vulnerable Wi-Fi routers. Okay. It was one cat.
Content is not king and never has been. Audience is king. It has, is, and will always be.
Egyptian wants to sue Israel over Biblical plagues. (Fine. I want my 40 matzot and a goat.)
My wife is kicking me out of the home office so she can make a YouTube video. OMG! This is such bull****! In the frame... Like, what-evs!
Major Ruling Shields Privacy of Cellphones…
Paint.NET 4.0 is here at last, offers major new features, performance improvements…
For game modders, I should also add that Paint.NET is useful for editing TGA images and DirectDraw Surface (DDS) files.
Paint.NET 4.0 was released yesterday! All rejoice! (A phenomenal and free image editor.)
AT&T claims ‘strong’ net neutrality would actually ruin the Internet.…
Stray cat sneaks into zoo enclosure, finds another cat (photo gallery:
The Secret Service wants software that detects social media sarcasm.…
My track record with indie games has been pretty good... Minecraft, Torchlight 2, FTL. I think Sheltered will fall within that group.
(See previous tweet) 2. There's a Kickstarter for Sheltered. A game that has been described as Fallout meets FTL.
A two-part post: 1. From Rock, Paper, Shotgun, a game review titled, The Fallout Doctrine: Sheltered.
Alienware Steam Machine now a Windows PC for the living room…
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell.
Mionix NAOS 7000 gaming mouse review by Jon Martindale on June 8th, 2014 at 8:55 PM
I've come full circle on Twitter. I'm back to thinking—much like I did 7 years ago—nobody cares if I'm having a PB&J sandwich.
Corsair Vengeance K70 Keyboard Review by E. Fylladitakis on June 9, 2014 11:30 AM EST
16.4' USB iPod®/iPad® Cable ONLY $1,459.99 and qualifies for FREE SHIPPING!…
I played 3 rounds of Team Fortress 2 today. It felt good.
This handbag does not match my shoes.
WARNING: Justin Bieber Moving to Coto de Caza Orange County may never be the same!
THIS--> @firstladymb: A5: 1. Acknowledge 2. Apologize 3. Make it right 4. Thank them 5. Document it. Thanks to @zingermans! #custserv
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Just an FYI. I closely monitor who follows me and do follow back, but just not automatically. I tend to follow back common interests.
Re-watching the Magnificent Seven for the first time in a long time with the family... It's a good ****in' flick.
I don't feel like I should have to stress over what my Twitter header photo is... And yet, here I am. Paralyzed. It's greater than me.
I'm finding out what works for a Twitter header photo for the web, does not work for Twitter on my iPad... First world problems.