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Maria Teresa Hart
Annual birthday scones @rosebakerynyc. (Cue the theme to Downton Abbey.)
It's electric (boogie woogie woogie!). The pinball room @brooklynmuseum #faileart
Paris-Brest @DominiqueAnsel. Short of a trip to Paris, this is the best way to celebrate #BastilleDay
Hey dumbass! Your "Is Magic Mike The Death Knell of DadBod?" blogpost isn't going to write itself. Get to work! Christ!
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Stop everything and look at this puffball.…
23 reasons to flip on my "out of office": @Jetsetterdotcom's best of the best list:
Save Hamilton! (AKA "Hubba-Hubba Hamilton") & dump the frump - Jackson via @petridishes
My first post on @OysterHotels about cheap #wine regions. WOOT!
Ducks suddenly very interested in forming Smash Mouth cover bands…
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I don't ask for much in this world, just a red panda I can make my pet and dress up in a tuxedo for little games of blackjack.
Rome, where cats have squatters' rights: via @OysterHotels & @KelseyBlodget
Baby elephants need our help so they can continue to be adorable: via @fodorstravel & @KristanSchiller
What every francophile needs: a croissant checklist. via @NatGeoTravel & @GodILoveParis
So glad Wawrinka pulled it off in his amazing technicolor dream shorts. #FrenchOpen
"Most readers will just assume that your characters are wearing pants unless you say otherwise.” h/t @LukeEpplin
All I'm saying is that these jets better have lots of marshmallows and graham crackers.…
You have the same amount of hours in the day as pajama goats.…
Pajama goats, I was put on this earth to pet you!! #fashion #pajamaparty…
What is fika? Your introduction to the Swedish coffee break:
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SkyMall is back, and all is right with the world:
I literally have ZERO strong opinions or feelings about anything in the world except that pajamas are better and pizza is money!!!!
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YUP! "Times Square. Like Piccadilly Circus only more neon. And fewer Americans." (via @OysterHotels & @KelseyBlodget)
.@markbakerprague got it so right. BTW, my #1 thing is "stuff my face w/pierogi."…
This very American reaction to UK prawn crisps is PRICELESS: (via @BuzzFeed & @robinedds)
.@senorcorazon's thoughts on #GameOfThrones "The only Bolton I like is Michael Bolton."
Can a person truly, madly, deeply love airport carpet? This episode of #99percentinvisible makes the case: #PDX
This essay that @senorcorazon wrote on #Eurovision makes me want to marry him all over again:
Beautiful fruit salad @parkerpalm. Lunch debate! We organize the fruit from best to worst with green…
Told all of the freelancers I need 5 Mad Max think pieces before they go home tonight. If any of them title it "Madam Max" so help me Joseph
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Will jet charters be the new stretch hummers? (via @AFARmedia)
Can I pay with a Spongebob Squarepants Visa? If so, SOLD!…
"Mmm yes thank you I definitely know what to do with this" - when they hand me a hot towel on a plane
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