. Short of a trip to Paris, this is the best way to celebrate #BastilleDay instagram.com/p/5J9y5yj0MR/
Hey dumbass! Your "Is Magic Mike The Death Knell of DadBod?" blogpost isn't going to write itself. Get to work! Christ!
TY for including VA @maritehart
. 6 Inexpensive, Off-the-Radar Wine Regions: oyster.com/articles/47081…
via @OysterHotels #vawine #loveva
Stop everything and look at this puffball. twitter.com/uweskrzypczak/…
23 reasons to flip on my "out of office": @Jetsetterdotcom
's best of the best list: bit.ly/1I1LS0o
Save Hamilton! (AKA "Hubba-Hubba Hamilton") & dump the frump - Jackson wapo.st/1BlZGBK
Ducks suddenly very interested in forming Smash Mouth cover bands twitter.com/billboard/stat…
I don't ask for much in this world, just a red panda I can make my pet and dress up in a tuxedo for little games of blackjack.
Rome, where cats have squatters' rights: bit.ly/1JQvrnN
Baby elephants need our help so they can continue to be adorable: bit.ly/1Hwyscp
What every francophile needs: a croissant checklist. bit.ly/1ghRFzu
So glad Wawrinka pulled it off in his amazing technicolor dream shorts. #FrenchOpen
"Most readers will just assume that your characters are wearing pants unless you say otherwise.” bit.ly/1M5FN1V
All I'm saying is that these jets better have lots of marshmallows and graham crackers. twitter.com/TravlandLeisur…
You have the same amount of hours in the day as pajama goats. twitter.com/jezebel/status…
Pajama goats, I was put on this earth to pet you!! #fashion #pajamaparty twitter.com/jezebel/status…
What is fika? Your introduction to the Swedish coffee break: on.thekitc.hn/DidHUV pic.twitter.com/Gl04aQWCO3
SkyMall is back, and all is right with the world: theatln.tc/1FD4EIG
I literally have ZERO strong opinions or feelings about anything in the world except that pajamas are better and pizza is money!!!!
YUP! "Times Square. Like Piccadilly Circus only more neon. And fewer Americans." bit.ly/1HyIipR
got it so right. BTW, my #1 thing is "stuff my face w/pierogi." twitter.com/lonelyplanet/s…
This very American reaction to UK prawn crisps is PRICELESS: bzfd.it/1SzeyBU
How to Make the Perfect Boiled Egg, Every Time, Every Way bit.ly/1HwEtUI #cooking #health #healthyfat @maritehart
's thoughts on #GameOfThrones
"The only Bolton I like is Michael Bolton."
Can a person truly, madly, deeply love airport carpet? This episode of #99percentinvisible
makes the case: apple.co/1F1Hus2 #PDX
This essay that @senorcorazon
wrote on #Eurovision
makes me want to marry him all over again: bit.ly/1PzBh1I
I need this hoodie w/ a cat pouch. pic.twitter.com/OVLkcsS1iu
Beautiful fruit salad @parkerpalm
. Lunch debate! We organize the fruit from best to worst with green… instagram.com/p/26XlQpj0HK/
Told all of the freelancers I need 5 Mad Max think pieces before they go home tonight. If any of them title it "Madam Max" so help me Joseph
Just consider this my bucket list. twitter.com/cntraveller/st…
Will jet charters be the new stretch hummers? bit.ly/1RdPG21
Can I pay with a Spongebob Squarepants Visa? If so, SOLD! twitter.com/cntraveler/sta…
"Mmm yes thank you I definitely know what to do with this" - when they hand me a hot towel on a plane
1960s flight attendant hat game was STRONG bit.ly/1IwYA8k
Love that now when you google "Stannis Baratheon" it auto-fills "grammar nazi."
"Today I'm going to write a Hamburgler think piece" - someone. Someone thought that and then did it
This one's for the globe-trotting book nerds: bit.ly/1c7hLs3
FACT: most "big data" is actually two small datas standing on each other shoulders wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses.